What's it like in heck?
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I'll let you know when I get there
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What did you do that makes you sure that's where you'll go?
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Ooo. Damons...I like that!
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If Heck is full of people who don't like HOA's it's probably not that bad.
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Say that they are. What's it like in imaginary heck?
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#hecklife
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Are those the brave folks who uncovered the Ukranian Nazi plot to collude with space-laser-owning Jewish people to turn the hurricanes gay so they'll target conservative towns giving the Immigrants the opportunity to take their guns and steal jobs from helpless billionaires, forcing them to implement DEI quotas and serve fentanyl-laced dog meat for lunch? I feel like I hear that on Newsmax as I leave it on in the background, ya know, for company, because scientists brainwashed my family and now I'm not allowed at Thanksgiving.
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Would you describe that in greater detail?
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Its like I'm hearing it from the wingless little cherub himself.
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No, that's Florida.
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Everything is mildly infuriating there. Walking is just stubbing your toes.
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What footwear is worn in Heck?
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Toe gloves are the only thing allowed, but everyone must walk on rotting plants. So you can feel it in your bones.
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sandals, but the bit under your toes is cut off.
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That's mildly evil. I love it.
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That's repulsive. Thank you.
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One sock, wet
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Why just one?
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It just seemed less pleasant lol.
Also I guess you could interpret it two ways - one bare foot and one wet sock, or one dry sock and wet one. Neither is ideal IMO
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Oh, I get it now. The other foot is uncomfortably dry and flaky.
