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Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? 💻🔪

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      It's an or not an xor

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        It's an or not an xor

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        I don't know, Reiser is not a serial...

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          I don't know, Reiser is not a serial...

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          He also didn't invent a programming language.
          For a file system you only get one murder.

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            I scored 8 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪

            https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

            Fun game.

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              5 out of 10 😭

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                I scored 9 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪
                https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

                The more unkempt and dishevelled they look, the more likely they are to be a language inventor.

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                  I think there's a personality anti-correlation that keeps this mostly exclusive.

                  Serial killers tend to be more outgoing and active (to a troubling degree), whereas coders who create their own languages tend to be indoors types who don't mind sitting in one place for long periods.

                  I mean there are plenty of psychologies that could make for someone who does both, but it would seem to reduce the odds a lot.

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                    I scored 4 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪
                    https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

                    I almost got 2 out of 10 if it wasn't for the COBOL and PYTHON devs

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                      I think there's a personality anti-correlation that keeps this mostly exclusive.

                      Serial killers tend to be more outgoing and active (to a troubling degree), whereas coders who create their own languages tend to be indoors types who don't mind sitting in one place for long periods.

                      I mean there are plenty of psychologies that could make for someone who does both, but it would seem to reduce the odds a lot.

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                      Yeah, I guess a competent programmer would rather go for paralllel killing.

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                        I scored 7 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪 https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

                        Not bad.

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                          I scored 8 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪
                          https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

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                            8 / 10.

                            But it wasn't fair. I actually met Guido at a PyCon conference.

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                              I scored 8/10, but I should get a pass for guessing the inventor of python is a serial killer.

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                                I scored 8 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪
                                https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

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