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  • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

    I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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    The funny part is you taking a picture instead of tossing a cup under that stream.

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    • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

      I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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      Surely a cup is closer than your phone.

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      • P [email protected]

        The funny part is you taking a picture instead of tossing a cup under that stream.

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        In my uncaffeinated state earlier, it seemed more important to share the stupid thing I did than to save the remaining coffee.

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        • drbob@lemmy.caD [email protected]

          Surely a cup is closer than your phone.

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          Right but OP is caught in a groundhog day situation and this time they wanted to see what would happen if they posted the Keurig mishap on Lemmy

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          • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

            I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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            Eh, let it roll and make a cup of tea instead. The tea buzz is just as good.

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            • drbob@lemmy.caD [email protected]

              Surely a cup is closer than your phone.

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              And a rag to wipe that equipment down while you're at it

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              • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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                Those machines ought to know there's no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.

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                • nickwithac@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                  Those machines ought to know there's no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.

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                  You think they're gonna spend the money to put a sensor to detect if theres a cup or not?

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                  • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                    I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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                    Just drink it out of the drip tray. The best water out of a public water cooler is the good stuff that dripped off of ten people's hands.

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                    • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                      I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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                      Miiight want to clean the machine a bit too 😛

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