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  • P [email protected]

    Same with C and C++ libraries.

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    I literally never had more than 10 dependencies for any standalone program (standalone as in not dependent on a whole ecosystem like KDE)

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      God, I hate javascript so fucking much and the javascript ecosystem.

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      I think it works great. At least I'm don't have to deal with Python

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      • P [email protected]

        Same with C and C++ libraries.

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        #81

        Definitely not as egregious as with rust though

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          Definitely not as egregious as with rust though

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          #82

          Yes, but you also don't get cargo to find C/C++ libraries.

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            Branding fail so bad that everyone forgets that Java even has a mascot.

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            I thought it was a cup of coffee? A hipster barista in 90’s Memphis style illustration would be most accurate I think.

            Damn, I went searching online for some examples and got nothing that was really from back then. Just shitloads of AI vaporware slop. Time to dig out my old design mags I guess.

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              Jigsaw is for Java

              King is for Kotlin

              Lion is for LUA

              Monkey is for ...

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              #84

              Monkey is for MoonScript

              N is for Node.js

              O is for Objective-C

              P is for Pascal

              Q is for QBasic

              R is for R

              S is for Swift

              T is for TypeScript

              U is for ...

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                I thought it was a cup of coffee? A hipster barista in 90’s Memphis style illustration would be most accurate I think.

                Damn, I went searching online for some examples and got nothing that was really from back then. Just shitloads of AI vaporware slop. Time to dig out my old design mags I guess.

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                That would be the natural assumption, but Sun didn't do it. I think there is a logo for books, but not one by Sun/Oracle.

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                  I think it works great. At least I'm don't have to deal with Python

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                  I never had any issues with npm. Moved to bun nowadays and still going strong. If I want to install something, I install it, and then it works.

                  Setting up anything with pip however...

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                    I never had any issues with npm. Moved to bun nowadays and still going strong. If I want to install something, I install it, and then it works.

                    Setting up anything with pip however...

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                    The only thing that sucks about npm are when package dependencies are not updated and dependency hell becomes very real, but that's not really the fault of the package manager.

                    Yeah, fuck virtual environments and different Python versions.

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                    • A [email protected]

                      Monkey is for MoonScript

                      N is for Node.js

                      O is for Objective-C

                      P is for Pascal

                      Q is for QBasic

                      R is for R

                      S is for Swift

                      T is for TypeScript

                      U is for ...

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                      #88

                      Umbrella is for UnrealScript

                      Van is for VimScript

                      Water is for Webassembly

                      Xylophone is for Xod

                      Yacht is for YASS

                      Zulu is for Zig


                      Okay, I had to consult Wikipedia's list of programming languages for some of those.

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