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What will be the top news headline on the day that you die?

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    you won't believe what happened to this fish

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      over_clox was attacked and run over by a Cybertruck 3.0 in auto self-defense mode after trying to move a turtle out of the road.

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        The year of Linux Desktop is here!

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          If I'm lucky, it'll be the fact that I died. And the reputation I'd have to build to get that headline is hopefully gonna be a good one.

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            "Man dies from dehydration while defecating on former President Donald Trump's grave. Friends say man intentionally consumed many McDonald's Hamburgers and bottles of laxatives prior to death."

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              Coffin too small for deceased performer, but not for the reason you think

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                Coffin too small for deceased performer, but not for the reason you think

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                "Great big tombstone."

                https://youtu.be/3qqE_WmagjY

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                  There will be no headline. I am just a plebe.

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                    My entire obituary will start with the phrase

                    Area man ....
                    

                    Of that. I'm sure.

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                      My entire obituary will start with the phrase

                      Area man ....
                      

                      Of that. I'm sure.

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                      Just as long as it’s not Florida man…

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                      • quazatron@lemmy.worldQ [email protected]

                        The year of Linux Desktop is here!

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                        So, now? https://yearofthelinuxdesktop.net/

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                          "Immortality For All Just Weeks Away"

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                            "Man dies from dehydration while defecating on former President Donald Trump's grave. Friends say man intentionally consumed many McDonald's Hamburgers and bottles of laxatives prior to death."

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                            Good luck with that. Have u ever seen how they had to bury Reagan?

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                              So, now? https://yearofthelinuxdesktop.net/

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                              To me it was somewhere in the late 90's, but I'm sure people will still be debating this when I die.

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                                "Trump does stupid shit... again."

                                Might be Don, might be Jr., might be Eric. There are enough Trumps to exhaust my lifetime.

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                                  "Immortality For All Just Weeks Away"

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                                  Go down in history as the last human to die

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                                    There will be no headline. I am just a plebe.

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                                    Not a headline about you. Just the top story in the news on the day that you die

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                                      Not a headline about you. Just the top story in the news on the day that you die

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                                      “Scientists discover that pigs fly”

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                                        Good luck with that. Have u ever seen how they had to bury Reagan?

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                                        is his corpse on a rotisserie for all eternity?

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