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What will be the top news headline on the day that you die?

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  • kalkulat@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

    "Immortality For All Just Weeks Away"

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    Go down in history as the last human to die

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    • bebopalouie@lemmy.caB [email protected]

      There will be no headline. I am just a plebe.

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      Not a headline about you. Just the top story in the news on the day that you die

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        Not a headline about you. Just the top story in the news on the day that you die

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        “Scientists discover that pigs fly”

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        • kalkulat@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

          Good luck with that. Have u ever seen how they had to bury Reagan?

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          is his corpse on a rotisserie for all eternity?

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