What will be the top news headline on the day that you die?
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Gaargle flooded with toads, again.
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Earth runs out of Oxygen... Billions of people die!
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Top headline will be about some new word the young generation is using. The smaller pieces will say stuff like "are you morally opposed to murder? That may cost you your job! 12 out the 14 companies in America say they wouldn't hire someone with antique puritane views"
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FMC: Oxygen line malfunctions. Experts estimate 100% casualties. Mars ambassador to Earth: "No contact has been made as of now, investigation is underway".
The news will start shortening to FMC because "First Mars Colony" will be such a frequent headline.
I will not be involved myself, I just assume I'll live waaaay too long and die peacefully in a parachute accident that same day.
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you won't believe what happened to this fish
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over_clox was attacked and run over by a Cybertruck 3.0 in auto self-defense mode after trying to move a turtle out of the road.
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The year of Linux Desktop is here!
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If I'm lucky, it'll be the fact that I died. And the reputation I'd have to build to get that headline is hopefully gonna be a good one.
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"Man dies from dehydration while defecating on former President Donald Trump's grave. Friends say man intentionally consumed many McDonald's Hamburgers and bottles of laxatives prior to death."
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Coffin too small for deceased performer, but not for the reason you think
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Coffin too small for deceased performer, but not for the reason you think
wrote on last edited by [email protected]"Great big tombstone."
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There will be no headline. I am just a plebe.
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My entire obituary will start with the phrase
Area man ....Of that. I'm sure.
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My entire obituary will start with the phrase
Area man ....Of that. I'm sure.
Just as long as it’s not Florida man…
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The year of Linux Desktop is here!
So, now? https://yearofthelinuxdesktop.net/
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"Immortality For All Just Weeks Away"
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"Man dies from dehydration while defecating on former President Donald Trump's grave. Friends say man intentionally consumed many McDonald's Hamburgers and bottles of laxatives prior to death."
Good luck with that. Have u ever seen how they had to bury Reagan?
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To me it was somewhere in the late 90's, but I'm sure people will still be debating this when I die.
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"Trump does stupid shit... again."
Might be Don, might be Jr., might be Eric. There are enough Trumps to exhaust my lifetime.
