You are someone's candy corn
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I like candy corn, but only enough that I am fine with just a single handful, once a year.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I can barely make it through a single piece, but at least it's better than a communion wafer?
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I hate candy corn, but those little pumpkins made from the same earwax and termite honey are kind of okay sometimes. I think because the shape leaves the inside a little less dry.
That is the best description of that horrid mass.
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Everyone is somebody's marmite.
I would like that on a t-shirt with a lone pika on a rock howling into the wild, open sky as the background image. 🤪
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God is dead and you have killed him
Winner!! 🥰
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Candy corn's traditional colors of yellow, orange, and white represent [...] corn on the cob with the wide yellow end resembling a corn kernel.
This is why it's called candy corn. Because, when stacked, it starts to look like corn on the cob.
Holy. Shit. TIL
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I can barely make it through a single piece, but at least it's better than a communion wafer?
🤪Actually, I could probably eat way more
styrofoam discscommunion wafers. They're not sickly-sweet. -
Actually, I could probably eat way more
styrofoam discscommunion wafers. They're not sickly-sweet.I wonder if there's a market for a "joke" snack food like white cheddar popcorn in a shape ironically similar to communion wafers... I hear they go great with shitty red wine, so that's a huuuge market just waiting for a new product.
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I would like that on a t-shirt with a lone pika on a rock howling into the wild, open sky as the background image. 🤪
wrote last edited by [email protected]OMG you need to search "pika yawning" because I can't choose one for you!
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I could see honey, sugar and vanilla.
There is no strawberry flavor what so ever that comes through at all.
I agree, but I haven't tried eating any while thinking, "do I taste any strawberry?"
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Maybe it's saying that it's a single flavor, which is a combination of honey+sugar+strawberry+vanilla?
I've never even seen candy corn, so I am just guessing wildly...
The three sections have always tasted different to me.
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OMG you need to search "pika yawning" because I can't choose one for you!
I... I need them all... 
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Holy. Shit. TIL
🤯wrote last edited by [email protected]It's supposed to look like feed corn =D
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I wonder if there's a market for a "joke" snack food like white cheddar popcorn in a shape ironically similar to communion wafers... I hear they go great with shitty red wine, so that's a huuuge market just waiting for a new product.
️I unironically like white cheddar rice cakes becsuse they make me think of popcorn condensed into a communion wafer. Similar texture, and they taste super good.
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Candy corn is a small, pyramid-shaped candy, typically divided into three sections of different colors, with a waxy texture and a flavor based on honey, sugar, strawberry, and vanilla.It is a staple candy of the fall season and Halloween in North America.
Candy corn's traditional colors of yellow, orange, and white represent the colors of the fall harvest, or of corn on the cob with the wide yellow end resembling a corn kernel.
Candy corn has a reputation for generating polarizing responses, with articles referring to it as "Halloween's most contentious sweet" which people either "love" or "hate".
Huh, for some reason I had assumed candy corn was that popcorn spayed with that colourful sweet crap. Now I need to seek out some of this so I can have a new hatred.
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Ah thanks, you are too!
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Winner!! 🥰
Take his quickening.
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Candy corn is one of the only sugar based candies I like. But only fresh, if it's stale it's as bad as Skittles or smarties
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I unironically like white cheddar rice cakes becsuse they make me think of popcorn condensed into a communion wafer. Similar texture, and they taste super good.
See? There's a market for sure!
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It's supposed to look like feed corn =D
Feed corn tastes better.
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I like candy corn but unfortunately I can only eat it in squared fashion. Like, one piece, then two pieces, then four pieces, then eight etc. until the juices are literally running out of my mouth and I have Type XII diabetes.
