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Checkmate Atheists!

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  • R [email protected]

    Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.

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    As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don't even know who he is.

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don't even know who he is.

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      But that's what makes you a prophet. You picked the right quote and the right person without even knowing why.

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      • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

        she is in heaven obviously she was the best thing to have ever happened to the world

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        She was really good...to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
        If you weren't one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented.

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          idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

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            Where have I been for the last 10 years?

            Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

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            Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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              Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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              I'm holding it for Putin's grave

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              • V [email protected]

                Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.

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                Maybe a mosh pit?

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                • H [email protected]

                  Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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                  I'm pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.

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                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    Hmmm

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                    So he should know.

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                    • R [email protected]

                      That's your atheist afterlife. It's perfectly valid of course.

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                      Some atheists believe in reincarnation I suppose, but memories are pretty universal. Whatever anyone believes, everyone remembers.

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                      • rvgamer06@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                        Careful, you dropped an /s

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                        but like, what even is the point of ragebaiting if you immediately back out of it

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                          Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

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                            https://open.spotify.com/track/0pG6ecNtPMu2wGeXZIhd3F

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                            There's also a famous one in French about miss Maggie : https://open.spotify.com/track/3mrD89s4Ua9IS3Aw5kxMU7

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                            • I [email protected]

                              idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

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                              Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

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                                I'm holding it for Putin's grave

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                                lol yeah! that bad guy! argh!

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                                  Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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                                  You can only piss on one

                                  Sounds like I get to be the genie; I'll piss on the left grave. Once I've downed the next pint I'll only piss on the right grave.

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                                    Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

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                                    thanks obama

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                                      This is pretty convincing

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                                        Hell 0.5.0, we're still in early access.

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