[OC] Hank Hill Catches Up on Pokémon
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One of them is a lawnmower.
We have pokemon for a keyring, stonehenge, soccer players, and garbage!
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That "new" Pokemon debuted 24 years ago
Hank Hill recognizes 152 Pokémon total. The first 151, and then Stunfisk.
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One of them is a lawnmower.
I don't mind the lawnmower cause it's a poltergeist possessing various electronics. That's a pretty cool concept, even though I don't care for the designs themselves.
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Arceus is the real God Pokemon.
Rayquaza is just protector of the earth, living in the Ozone
It fights alien Pokemon Deoxys and calms down Kyogre (creator and protector of the sea) and Groudon (protector and creator of the Land) when they got to fight each other (mainly because of humans)
One could say that Rayquaza is the Avenger Pokemon 🤭
They're all deities, Arceus is just on a higher level
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That "new" Pokemon debuted 24 years ago
you right, kids can afford catch new gods
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Arceus is a capital G god. Any “one-of-a-kind” Pokémon representing an in-universe element or force could pass as a lowercase g god.
Mew and Ditto are both demigods then
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Hank Hill recognizes 152 Pokémon total. The first 151, and then Stunfisk.
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Torkoal burns clean and hot and you taste the heat not the meat
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I don't mind the lawnmower cause it's a poltergeist possessing various electronics. That's a pretty cool concept, even though I don't care for the designs themselves.
wait, could that poltergeist possess.. a propane grill?
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Meanwhile, Bobby's outside playing in the tall grass pretending to be a Rattata.
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"It's pronounced Arcanine, dad."
"dee-ad."
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POV: you are the first Zubat that a player using gameshark sees
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"dee-ad."
Hank: “Bobby, when I was little, we had 151 Pokémon, and that was plenty! We didn’t even have confirmation that Mew existed until maybe a decade later, and we were all so happy that we threw a party! Remember, Boomhauer?”
Boomhauer: “Well I tell ya what man igottagetyaonthepokemonromhacksbecausebackthentheydidntknowgaddumnallaboutjapaneseso (chuckling) theyjustchangedthejapanesecharacterstoenglishones man andnobodycaredtheydjustsitthereonno$gbandmakeuppokemonnameslike ‘turt’ or ‘hors’ andwe’dalljustlikestumblethroughthebarelytranslatedgames tryingtofigureoutwhattodoman it was a joy to be included”
Hank: “Yeah.”
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Mew and Ditto are both demigods then
in that case, mewtwo is basically just a ripoff of Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein.” what other public domain classics did Pokémon manage to repackage and resell to us?!
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wait, could that poltergeist possess.. a propane grill?
Wait... Could it possess a propane accessory as well?
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Well sort of. But yeah.
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Wait... Could it possess a propane accessory as well?
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“Sort of” because it isn’t a lawnmower, it’s possessing a lawnmower.
“But yeah” because that’s splitting hairs.
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“Sort of” because it isn’t a lawnmower, it’s possessing a lawnmower.
“But yeah” because that’s splitting hairs.
Lol, fair.
