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    ... what

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    Did they stutter?

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      Did they stutter?

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      How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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        How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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        Roll tide.

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          Is soaking still cool?

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          Ofc the occasional siblingly soak is still on the table. They're southerners, not animals.

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            You're talking about people for whom "blood relative" and "potential mate" are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.

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            And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.

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              Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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              Found the southerner in this comment section!

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              • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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                Country broad, take me home
                To the place I shoot my load
                West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
                Take me home, country broad

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                  OMFG!

                  That is Savage AF!!

                  But completely true!

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                    reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

                    a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

                    so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

                    after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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                    All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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                      All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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                      I assume the 16% is of the portion of DNA which varies among humans, not the shared portion which makes one human in the first place.

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                        Is soaking still cool?

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                        Isn't that Mormons?

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                          reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

                          a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

                          so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

                          after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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                          Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but... anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.

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                            How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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                            The closer the better

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                            • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                              West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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                              West Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don't deserve to be associated with that flag.

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                                Isn't that Mormons?

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                                They invented the move but everyone is free to do dumb shit

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                                  Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)

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                                  • ebolapie@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                    West Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don't deserve to be associated with that flag.

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                                    You're the first one to mention flags.

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                                      Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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                                      Midwest homeboy asking the wrong questions.

                                      I can't even

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                                        You're the first one to mention flags.

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                                        It's in the meme pal

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                                          Incest meme aside, I would be fucking furious if one of my fellow siblings put me in the cousin zone. It smells weird there.

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