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    Is soaking still cool?

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      Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the 'doggy style' position?

       

      They never turn their back on family!

      🥁 🥁 🛎️

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        Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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        more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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          more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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          The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this

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            The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.

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              Wouldn't cousin's be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.

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                West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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                  more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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                  ... what

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                    ... what

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                    Did they stutter?

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                      Did they stutter?

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                      How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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                        How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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                        Roll tide.

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                          Is soaking still cool?

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                          Ofc the occasional siblingly soak is still on the table. They're southerners, not animals.

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                            You're talking about people for whom "blood relative" and "potential mate" are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.

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                            And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.

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                              Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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                              Found the southerner in this comment section!

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                                West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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                                Country broad, take me home
                                To the place I shoot my load
                                West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
                                Take me home, country broad

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                                  OMFG!

                                  That is Savage AF!!

                                  But completely true!

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                                    reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

                                    a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

                                    so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

                                    after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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                                    All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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                                      All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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                                      I assume the 16% is of the portion of DNA which varies among humans, not the shared portion which makes one human in the first place.

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                                        Is soaking still cool?

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                                        Isn't that Mormons?

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                                          reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

                                          a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

                                          so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

                                          after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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                                          Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but... anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.

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