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    You're talking about people for whom "blood relative" and "potential mate" are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.

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      Butt stuff only?! Awe!

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      Isn’t that the preacher zone?

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        Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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          Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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          reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

          a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

          so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

          after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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            Is soaking still cool?

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              Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the 'doggy style' position?

               

              They never turn their back on family!

              🥁 🥁 🛎️

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                more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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                  more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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                  The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this

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                    The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.

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                      Wouldn't cousin's be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.

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                        West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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                          more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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                          ... what

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                            ... what

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                            Did they stutter?

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                              Did they stutter?

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                              How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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                                How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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                                Roll tide.

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                                  Is soaking still cool?

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                                  Ofc the occasional siblingly soak is still on the table. They're southerners, not animals.

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                                    You're talking about people for whom "blood relative" and "potential mate" are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.

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                                    And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.

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                                      Found the southerner in this comment section!

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                                        West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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                                        Country broad, take me home
                                        To the place I shoot my load
                                        West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
                                        Take me home, country broad

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                                          OMFG!

                                          That is Savage AF!!

                                          But completely true!

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