Southern USA core.

[nocklobster@lemmy.world]

Butt stuff only?! Awe!

[kyrgizion@lemmy.world]

You're talking about people for whom "blood relative" and "potential mate" are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.

[satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world]

Isn’t that the preacher zone?

[kibiz0r@midwest.social]

Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

[dudewitbow@lemmy.zip]

reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

[proprietary_blend@lemmy.world]

Is soaking still cool?

[sterile_technique@lemmy.world]

Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the 'doggy style' position?

 

They never turn their back on family!

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[mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca]

more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

[kibiz0r@midwest.social]

The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this

[pacattack57@lemmy.world]

The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.

[leather@lemmy.world]

Wouldn't cousin's be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.

[captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works]

West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

[morphballganon@mtgzone.com]

... what

[dragontypewyvern@midwest.social]

Did they stutter?

[morphballganon@mtgzone.com]

How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

[ajen@sh.itjust.works]

Roll tide.

[kelpie_returns@lemmy.world]

Ofc the occasional siblingly soak is still on the table. They're southerners, not animals.

[zkhqrd5o@lemmy.world]

And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.

[zkhqrd5o@lemmy.world]

Found the southerner in this comment section!

[slaacaa@lemmy.world]

Country broad, take me home
To the place I shoot my load
West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
Take me home, country broad