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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

    West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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    Country broad, take me home
    To the place I shoot my load
    West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
    Take me home, country broad

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      OMFG!

      That is Savage AF!!

      But completely true!

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        reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

        a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

        so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

        after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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        All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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          All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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          I assume the 16% is of the portion of DNA which varies among humans, not the shared portion which makes one human in the first place.

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            Is soaking still cool?

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            Isn't that Mormons?

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              reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

              a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

              so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

              after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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              Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but... anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.

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                How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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                The closer the better

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                • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                  West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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                  West Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don't deserve to be associated with that flag.

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                    Isn't that Mormons?

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                    They invented the move but everyone is free to do dumb shit

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                      Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)

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                      • ebolapie@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                        West Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don't deserve to be associated with that flag.

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                        You're the first one to mention flags.

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                          Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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                          Midwest homeboy asking the wrong questions.

                          I can't even

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                          • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                            You're the first one to mention flags.

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                            It's in the meme pal

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                              Incest meme aside, I would be fucking furious if one of my fellow siblings put me in the cousin zone. It smells weird there.

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                                Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)

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                                Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.

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                                  Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but... anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.

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                                  Yeah, about 5% of the time...

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                                    Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.

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                                    An ex of mine had this situation!

                                    Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.

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                                      I like making fun of confederate sympathizers, but don't put this shit on all of us.

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                                        An ex of mine had this situation!

                                        Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.

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                                        I bet he liked coming home to his neph-son.

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                                          I assume the 16% is of the portion of DNA which varies among humans, not the shared portion which makes one human in the first place.

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                                          No no, I think he's talking about cross-species cousins

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