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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    36 hours in and I would think I'm in the clear then someone would need some real help, like loading their truck to move some stuff for their kids party and ask me, "think it will all fit?" In that moment reflexes would lose the money.

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    • pudutr0n@feddit.clP [email protected]

      What good is the 200 million then

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      You only have to do it for 2 days. Just put yourself into a medically induced coma for 2 days. Its easy money.

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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        No. It's not worth the lasting damage it would cause. You'll need to live with it for the rest of your life.

        All the people answering "yes" so confidently are severely underestimating the life-altering consequences this sort of trauma can cause. No amount of money would ever fix it.

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        • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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          I'll just pay someone else to measure it.

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          • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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            Depends which table

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              I was actually measuring my desk today as I want to fit a draw under it.

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              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                What is her job?

                TABLES!!

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                • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                  Nooo, my database is fucked!

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                  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                    Ask someone else to measure it for me

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      Bring it on

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                        Ask someone else to measure it for me

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                        Pay em a buck

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                        • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                          I can still measure other things, tho, right?

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                            Ask someone else to measure it for me

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                            "Uhh.... it's a little over the line, so that's a half? So is that twenty three, one slash four, and a half?"

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                              What is her job?

                              TABLES!!

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                              I can’t know how to hear more about tables!

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                              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                                what if I don't use a tape measure?

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                                  "Uhh.... it's a little over the line, so that's a half? So is that twenty three, one slash four, and a half?"

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                                  Sounds close enough to me! I'll double-check in a few days if I need to, I appreciate your help! Here's $10, buy yourself a banana

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                                  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                                    For 200m I could just hide in bed for a few days.

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                                      Ask someone else to measure it for me

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                                      Hate to break it to you, it’s out of tolerance, time for that non-conformance report.

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                                        "Uhh.... it's a little over the line, so that's a half? So is that twenty three, one slash four, and a half?"

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                                        This physically hurts me

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