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  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksK [email protected]
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    The business...

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    • deflated0ne@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      Recently looked up an old friend from my school days. He's all over FB singing about his love of meth and online poker.

      I decided to not reconnect after all.

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      That would be a perfect cover story if he's like a super spy, or something.

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      • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksK [email protected]
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        Trumpism is the pyramid scheme in my friend's case

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          Good eye, it's actually a cube.

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          FTFY

          side note, does anyone know some actually decent software for mobile with this functionality? I ended up making that image faster in google slides than finding a software with the super advanced functionality of pasting an image on another. everything i found was A) some photo editor with no such functionality B) some AI shit or most often C)both

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          • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksK [email protected]
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            I've had 3 friends from HS hit me up (I'm in my 40s now) asking if I want to go to their pampered chef or Amway gatherings.

            Hell. No.

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              on the other side, it becomes easier to say fuck off with age

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              Can confirm, I'm happy to burn bridges I forgot existed.

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              • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksK [email protected]
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                I'm the guy but instead of a pyramid scheme I'm just trying to get all of my friends to install Linux and switch to fediverse social platforms

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                • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksK [email protected]
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                  Have had her experience a couple times. It's always kind of sad.

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                    Begone, foul stain!

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                    • L [email protected]

                      Have had her experience a couple times. It's always kind of sad.

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                      Yeah I don't really feel anger or annoyance just sadness empathy and pity

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                        Trumpism is the pyramid scheme in my friend's case

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                        He is your friend no more.

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                          He is your friend no more.

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                          Ah yes ex friend forgot to mention

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                            The older i get, the more true this is

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                            I had a family member that was part of a pyramid scheme in the 90's.
                            On the drive home my parents explained us what a pyramid scheme is, why it's bad and what not.
                            It was always kind of the back of my mind. Then the internet came around and i thought for myself: wow, pyramid schemes are a thing of the past now, because you can just look shit up on the internet. How wrong i was.

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                              Hey, someone I haven't spoken to in years is messaging me...oh

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                              I thought maybe they remembered they care about-

                              Oh.

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                                I'm the guy but instead of a pyramid scheme I'm just trying to get all of my friends to install Linux and switch to fediverse social platforms

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                                  FTFY

                                  side note, does anyone know some actually decent software for mobile with this functionality? I ended up making that image faster in google slides than finding a software with the super advanced functionality of pasting an image on another. everything i found was A) some photo editor with no such functionality B) some AI shit or most often C)both

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                                  imgflip is what i use, just find the source image of the meme and add text to it. its a website btw

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                                    Have had her experience a couple times. It's always kind of sad.

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                                    It's part of why I cut my social media entirely, there's nobody I care enough about and can't just talk to or call that would make me want to endure the endless stream of people I barely know or long-lost coworkers and friends hitting me up to buy a ticket to a "conference" or try to get me to sell energy bars or essential oils.

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                                      I'm the guy but instead of a pyramid scheme I'm just trying to get all of my friends to install Linux and switch to fediverse social platforms

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                                      Also me but instead of a pyramid scheme or Linux, it's socialism.

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                                        Also me but instead of a pyramid scheme or Linux, it's socialism.

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                                        I do that too ๐Ÿ˜… I'm getting better at avoiding the scary trigger words and getting them to agree with the principles

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                                          It's beautiful โค

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