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      Sadly

      position: top;
      

      is not valid css. It should say

      position: absolute;
      bottom: 0px;
      

      Still funny though.

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        Okay, nun weiß ich wie man Scharmbehaarung programmiert....

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        • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

          Okay, nun weiß ich wie man Scharmbehaarung programmiert....

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          Das ist nicht _iel.

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          • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

            Das ist nicht _iel.

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            This is mad_css!!

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              Why is .tree's position relative?

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                If you trim that bush, it'll seem larger

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                  Why is .tree's position relative?

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                  Needed for the .leaves’ absolute positioning to be relative to the tree, and not relative to the universe.

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                  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

                    Okay, nun weiß ich wie man Scharmbehaarung programmiert....

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                    Und *Scham

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                    • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                      Und *Scham

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                      Scharm ^^

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                        Why is .tree's position relative?

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                        It's so the position: absolute for .leaves works relative to .tree. The implication is that .leaves is a descendant of .tree.

                        position: absolute looks for the nearest ancestor with a set position in order to determine its own positioning context. Otherwise the absolute positioning would basically be relative to the viewport. If the position: relative was missing, the leaves would be against the bottom edge of the image.

                        source

                        edit: I mean .leaves, not .branch

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                          Sadly

                          position: top;
                          

                          is not valid css. It should say

                          position: absolute;
                          bottom: 0px;
                          

                          Still funny though.

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                          Ah, the author fixed it. Good job.

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                            Ah, the author fixed it. Good job.

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                            Thank God, that would’ve eaten me alive

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                              Needed for the .leaves’ absolute positioning to be relative to the tree, and not relative to the universe.

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                              Damn, I thought you were going to take me out to dinner first

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                                https://csszengarden.com/

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                                  https://csszengarden.com/

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                                  Came to say the same. I've never taken it so literally.

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                                    Sadly

                                    position: top;
                                    

                                    is not valid css. It should say

                                    position: absolute;
                                    bottom: 0px;
                                    

                                    Still funny though.

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                                    You design people and your pedantry. > /dev/null for you.

                                    Jk, you're fine.

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                                    • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

                                      Okay, nun weiß ich wie man Scharmbehaarung programmiert....

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                                      Sprich Angelsächsisch du Hurensohn!

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                                        Sadly

                                        position: top;
                                        

                                        is not valid css. It should say

                                        position: absolute;
                                        bottom: 0px;
                                        

                                        Still funny though.

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                                        The px is making me eyes itch.

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                                          This is mad_css!!

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                                          THIS IS SPARTAAA

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