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    I shit you not, IT around 2004, I had a nurse who stored all her important docs in "Recyle Bin"

    She put in a ticket that her computer was slow. We scheduled a time to look at it and made sure she knew to be there.

    When I showed up, she had left to go to lunch on purpose so she could take a free long lunch. I asked her manager to call her back in, she refused.

    I diagnosed she was out of space, and emptied her bin.

    That did not end up going well.

    She was furious, Her boss was mad. My boss was pissed that it happened but considered it reasonable since she refused to be there.

    I spent the better part of 4 hours undeleting deleted recycle bin contents which is WAYYYYYY harder than undeleting deleted files. They're already UUID's and bringing them back into existence will not put them back in the recycle bin, all that meta is gone.

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    Apparently ISO 8601:2000 allowed YY-MM-DD, but the 2004 version does not.

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    • nymnympseudonym@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

      If you call the bottom picture a "Data Lake" you can IPO and walk away with millions

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      Time series

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        I shit you not, IT around 2004, I had a nurse who stored all her important docs in "Recyle Bin"

        She put in a ticket that her computer was slow. We scheduled a time to look at it and made sure she knew to be there.

        When I showed up, she had left to go to lunch on purpose so she could take a free long lunch. I asked her manager to call her back in, she refused.

        I diagnosed she was out of space, and emptied her bin.

        That did not end up going well.

        She was furious, Her boss was mad. My boss was pissed that it happened but considered it reasonable since she refused to be there.

        I spent the better part of 4 hours undeleting deleted recycle bin contents which is WAYYYYYY harder than undeleting deleted files. They're already UUID's and bringing them back into existence will not put them back in the recycle bin, all that meta is gone.

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        Project designer: the project function is self explanatory.

        User:

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          > says SSD
          > shows a symbol of an HDD

          > MFW most people don't care because they understand the nuance of communication except for me

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          That's clearly an ipod

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            Ok. Calling me out like that. It's fine, I deserve it.

            I store everything "temporarily" because "I'll sort it later" on the Desktop.

            It's never later.

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              • New_document.docx
              • New_document_1.docx
              • New_document_111.docx
              • New_document_12.docx
              • New_document_12aaa.dox
              • New_document_12aaafinal.docx
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              • U [email protected]

                So, was the time of murder 20th of October 2021 - 1:25 PM or 21st of October 2020 - 1:25 AM?

                Depending upon that, you may/may-not have an alibi.

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                We're just talking about the filename, the exact creation time is tracked by the OS. Plus I'd imagine most documents also have a time and date inside. The file name is mostly for sorting and human readability.

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                  Hmmm yeah. But most of it lives in an automatic cloud backup as well.. Photos, important documents, game saves, programming projects. I've lost drives before and apart from one or two moments where I couldn't find a very specific file I didn't really miss anything. The only things that I really do need to backup at the moment are my music projects and the raw files from my photography

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                  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                    They can’t totally remove the old APIs because every app that uses them would break.

                    For every other company I would buy that argument. But for one that forces customers to throw away millions of computers which can’t run Win 11… no.

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                    People having to buy new hardware for new software is and has been normal forever.

                    People losing access to their software because the OS changes how it deals with something did happen, but that is not something anyone wants.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      I mean, I could hope to live that long!

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                      Wise people plant trees whose shade they'll never stand in.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        And you assume that changes to filesystems, new filesystems being created or other such things won't at some point create a edge case that creates a problem?

                        When you could just be safe? Sounds stupid as fuck to me to blindly trust nothing will happen to create problems.

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                        They've never had to recover a hard drive. It's okay, they'll learn the hard way.

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                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                          are we just talking digital because i've inherited archives. my current one only goes back to the 1950s but in the next decades i expect to get some going back centuries.

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                          I helped digitally convert my local library's microfilm archives, mostly newspapers, but also some really old titles and deeds. Tons of stuff from the 1800s.

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                          • S [email protected]

                            Project designer: the project function is self explanatory.

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                            I asked her what the fuck she was thinking later in the process. She knew that files weren't supposed to be there She just thought it was a good idea, and was very defensive borderline offensive about being able to store files wherever she wanted.

                            My first inclination was she was just putting non-work-related stuff in there so that her manager would never see it. But no, there were hundreds of megs of work related stuff. I recommended she not store the 500 megs of personal digital camera fodder on what computer if she was that tight on space. Hard drives of this era were only a handful of gigs large. She just flipped out some more demanded a bigger disc. I had a private consult with her manager and mentioned that We could get a bigger desk but it was going to come out of her budget. She declined.

                            A year later we did SOX compliance and as part of that we deleted emails over 3 months and deleted any recycling bin data over a month old. I made sure her manager noted this and that it would delete her preferred file storage and never heard another word out of them.

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                              Just put it all in the same folder and call it something like:

                              20250816_ProjectType_ActualNameHere_v001

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                                • New_document.docx
                                • New_document_1.docx
                                • New_document_111.docx
                                • New_document_12.docx
                                • New_document_12aaa.dox
                                • New_document_12aaafinal.docx
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                                I wish someone make github but for documents. Image your documents can be forked by someone and has many branches and revisions, it must be hilarious.

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                                  "Trying some things"

                                  Then you end up liking what you slapped together with jank and a prayer to the temporary work-around and now there's a new prod server!

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                                  I wish. I've never kept a personal server up for more than a month. I just never use them

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                                  • B [email protected]

                                    "Linux ISOs"

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                                    They are actually Linux isos. But also ironically, one of the things I'm trying to set up is the *arr set of tools

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                                    • D [email protected]

                                      I wish someone make github but for documents. Image your documents can be forked by someone and has many branches and revisions, it must be hilarious.

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                                      You can literally just upload a library of documents to github or another repo service like codeberg. That's basically what a code project is, a bunch of files.

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                                      • C [email protected]

                                        Just put it all in the same folder and call it something like:

                                        20250816_ProjectType_ActualNameHere_v001

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                                        How about New folder (11)/Final/Final2/TO DELETE/New version/DO NOT DELETE/20250816_Version 4

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                                        • shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lolS [email protected]

                                          I helped digitally convert my local library's microfilm archives, mostly newspapers, but also some really old titles and deeds. Tons of stuff from the 1800s.

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                                          do you also read the word TITLES wrong in lowercase?

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