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/mu/ Anon listens to the radio

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    Many years ago my station of choice when driving to work started running an advert for car safety. The sound effect was a loud blaring car horn and the sounds of screaming tires and a crash. The first, second, third time I heard it was instant jolt of panic and left me jittery. I switched stations after the third time.

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    #47

    Made a greentext out of your story (I took some creative liberties):

    be me, driving to work still tired and half asleep

    turn on radio loudly to wake me up a bit

    suddenly hear the most horrific accident happening

    Heartattack.jpg

    take a second to compose myself

    it was the fucking radio station

    fully awake now

    MFW

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    • S [email protected]

      Many years ago my station of choice when driving to work started running an advert for car safety. The sound effect was a loud blaring car horn and the sounds of screaming tires and a crash. The first, second, third time I heard it was instant jolt of panic and left me jittery. I switched stations after the third time.

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      And this is part of why I don't listen to the radio while I drive. The other part is because I bought a cheap android stereo and I couldn't be fucked to buy the adapter to hook my antenna up to the stereo.
      I guess being lazy is saving me from early morning drive radio jump-scares.

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        What would be playing at your granny's station is Metallica.

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          This^ but narrated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QmaC5E17_E

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          • sturgist@lemmy.caS [email protected]

            And this is part of why I don't listen to the radio while I drive. The other part is because I bought a cheap android stereo and I couldn't be fucked to buy the adapter to hook my antenna up to the stereo.
            I guess being lazy is saving me from early morning drive radio jump-scares.

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            Also radio is trash. My phone has like 13 hours of music on it and then YouTube music is practically endless, all I need is an FM transmitter or a tape deck because my car is from 2001.

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            • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

              Also radio is trash. My phone has like 13 hours of music on it and then YouTube music is practically endless, all I need is an FM transmitter or a tape deck because my car is from 2001.

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              HA! MAY CAR IS WAAAAAAAY NEWER THAN YOURS!

              ......2006.

              When I bought it, it had an even cheaper android stereo in it. When I was looking for a interim replacement before I spent over £100, I found the one that was installed when I bought it.....for £12.
              Ended up with an ~£80 deck that came with a half decent reverse camera, which was almost the only requirement for me other than Bluetooth.
              I honestly kinda wish it had come with a tape deck, being on the edge of old I still have a bunch of tapes. Used to have a load of CDRs, but rot got them. 🤷
              I have about 60Gb of music on my phone, I'll occasionally switch some of it out for new stuff. I had Google Play Music back in what is now considered "The Day" and now I pretty much refuse to use any streaming service.

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                Also, this announcement but first: "You're listening to another ad-free power-half-hour on KKKK", with that ad for the station repeated every 10 minutes.

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                  What would be playing at your granny's station is Metallica.

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                  Yeah, cuz Granny is friggin metal.

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                  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                    Dammit!

                    Anon is totally gay, but the realness present in this text has broken my brain.

                    Also, that song is still fucking awesome.

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                    Thats one of those cases of "Fuck I hate that band except that one song"

                    Like Burn it to the Ground by Nickelback.

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                    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

                      Also radio is trash. My phone has like 13 hours of music on it and then YouTube music is practically endless, all I need is an FM transmitter or a tape deck because my car is from 2001.

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                      My car is from 2004, doing a radio upgrade was actually really easy and by far the best thing i did. It cost like $50 and gave me android auto, bluetooth, aux, usb and some other things i dont use. It was basically plug and play.

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                        And that's the other reason I didn't listen to the radio.

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                        • A [email protected]

                          My car is from 2004, doing a radio upgrade was actually really easy and by far the best thing i did. It cost like $50 and gave me android auto, bluetooth, aux, usb and some other things i dont use. It was basically plug and play.

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                          Or I could just not and save fifty bucks.

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                            Or I could just not and save fifty bucks.

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                            ok enjoy your tapes I guess.

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                              ok enjoy your tapes I guess.

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                              The tape deck has an Aux cord so I'm good.

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                              • nebulaone@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                I just noticed the headphones in the picture are Audeze LCD 2, I think. Expensive AF. In case anyone wanted to know that.

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                                I had them for all of 5min before returning them- they're heavy af. My neck ain't built to sustain that kind of weight.

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                                  I had them for all of 5min before returning them- they're heavy af. My neck ain't built to sustain that kind of weight.

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                                  Never tried them. The best headphones / "earspeakers" I ever tried were Stax. They blew me away. 2k $ tho. I have the much more reasonably priced Sennheiser HD 650 and AKG 712 pro with a FiiO DAC/AMP, which are both light and comfy.

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