How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers
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#FreeThePoop
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Is there a way to poop outdoors in a way that will harm my enemies?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]If your enemies happen to get their drinking water from a well, there is. Contaminate the groundwater supply and enemies will be harmed. You can also poop upstream of a river or stream if that's where they drink from. Bonus points if you get some tapeworms first.
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I poop in the middle of the trail I am hiking to assert dominance over the other hikers
Personally I do it around the outskirts of my camp to mark my territory.
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The answer is a kilt. Prove me wrong.
Edit to add: the fact I have to choose 'English' and cannot choose 'Scottish' makes me want to stab some cunt in the face with a tattie scone.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]tattie scone
Checks out.
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I poop in the middle of the trail I am hiking to assert dominance over the other hikers
I like to swallow those dinosaur sponges that come in a pill shape, having full on dinosaurs in your scat asserts dominance.
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The answer is a kilt. Prove me wrong.
Edit to add: the fact I have to choose 'English' and cannot choose 'Scottish' makes me want to stab some cunt in the face with a tattie scone.
I need you to ruin me for all other men
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If your enemies happen to get their drinking water from a well, there is. Contaminate the groundwater supply and enemies will be harmed. You can also poop upstream of a river or stream if that's where they drink from. Bonus points if you get some tapeworms first.
You go through all that effort just to find RFK Jr taking his grandkids swimming in it.
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If you come to Colorado DO NOT dig cat holes. Our environment will not decompose your waste before someone else needs to dig one.
WAG bag, every time. They are not expensive.
leave. no. trace.
edit: #2, I don't think #1 is going to do much to the environment, just don't pee in the creek. Unless you're upstream from Coors it'll make the beer taste better.
Is that because of the high altitude?
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If you come to Colorado DO NOT dig cat holes. Our environment will not decompose your waste before someone else needs to dig one.
WAG bag, every time. They are not expensive.
leave. no. trace.
edit: #2, I don't think #1 is going to do much to the environment, just don't pee in the creek. Unless you're upstream from Coors it'll make the beer taste better.
I appreciate the suggestion. I'm not in Colorado but the heat waves we've been getting in Washington have the made the normally soft soil into something that cannot be dug into without some serious tools. My ultralight trowel cannot do a thing to this stuff.
Keeping a couple of these bags in my kit is a great idea.
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Is that because of the high altitude?
It's very dry in most of the state so getting composting moving along can take some effort
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I used to use a bread bag but I'm not supposed to put those in the vault toilets. The WAG bag is supposedly compostable and has a gel in it so your waste doesn't get in your pack. They are definitely cool.
Yeah I use the WAG bags but WAG doesn't sound cool. "Poop bag" or "shit bag" sounds much better
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You should get a bag of holding
The thought of turning a bag of holding inside out to dump out its contents when it was used exclusively as a toilet is horrifying
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Yeah I use the WAG bags but WAG doesn't sound cool. "Poop bag" or "shit bag" sounds much better
And everyone needs a good set of heel rocks.
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*bag of holing
*portable hole
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A 15cm (6 inch) deep hole 30m (100 feet) from the trail or water.
Will someone tell the animals ?
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If you come to Colorado DO NOT dig cat holes. Our environment will not decompose your waste before someone else needs to dig one.
WAG bag, every time. They are not expensive.
leave. no. trace.
edit: #2, I don't think #1 is going to do much to the environment, just don't pee in the creek. Unless you're upstream from Coors it'll make the beer taste better.
Have the animals been informed of this ?
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Have the animals been informed of this ?
Are you having a stroke?
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Have the animals been informed of this ?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Well since you don't seem to understand, I would challenge you to hold a healthy human shit in one hand and a healthy carnivore shit in the other hand. I guess you're going to need to use your mouth for a herbivore shit but just compare the three.
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You should get a bag of holding
DO NOT use a bag of holding for this, you will regret it.
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Will someone tell the animals ?
There's a lot of bad shit in our poop that isn't in most wild animal shit.
Particularly transmissible diseases for other humans.
