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  • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

    Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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    My own honestly, I like the burning sensation

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      Up my butt?

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      Interesting...

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

        I'll have the cuckaccino with extra milk

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        with extra milk milf

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          Ground up and in my freezer?

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            I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.

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              ...drunk?

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              • sassyramen@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                My own honestly, I like the burning sensation

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                CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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                  Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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                    CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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                    If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?

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                      CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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                      You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                        Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

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                        Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

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                        • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

                          Interesting...

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                          Can i get mine to go?

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                            I don't like coffee

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                              ...drunk?

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                              Full of whiskey.

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                              • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                                Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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                                welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                                  welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                                  To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                                    To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                                    ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                                    Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                                      Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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                                        HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

                                        rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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                                          You don’t like coffee, right?

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