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    Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

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    Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

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    • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

      Interesting...

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      Can i get mine to go?

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        I don't like coffee

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          ...drunk?

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          Full of whiskey.

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            Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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            welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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              welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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              To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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              • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                  Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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                    HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

                    rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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                      You don’t like coffee, right?

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                        Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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                          You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                          Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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                          • N [email protected]

                            I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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                              Up my butt?

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                              A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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                              • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                                Can i get mine to go?

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                                Hot & up my butt?

                                Had to update my preferences.

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                                  Dark and bitter?

                                  Cheap and thin?

                                  Cheap and tasteless?

                                  White and sweet?

                                  Full bodied and hot?

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                                    Dark and bitter?

                                    Cheap and thin?

                                    Cheap and tasteless?

                                    White and sweet?

                                    Full bodied and hot?

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                                    Flat and white

                                    Decaffeinated

                                    With whipped cream on top

                                    Single origin

                                    With pumps of brown sugar

                                    Warm....

                                    Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                                      Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                                        Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                                          Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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