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  • I [email protected]

    welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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    To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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    • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

      To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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      ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

      Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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        Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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          HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

          rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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            You don’t like coffee, right?

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              Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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              • C [email protected]

                You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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                • N [email protected]

                  I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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                  • E [email protected]

                    Up my butt?

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                    A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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                    • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                      Can i get mine to go?

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                      Hot & up my butt?

                      Had to update my preferences.

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                        Dark and bitter?

                        Cheap and thin?

                        Cheap and tasteless?

                        White and sweet?

                        Full bodied and hot?

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                        • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          Dark and bitter?

                          Cheap and thin?

                          Cheap and tasteless?

                          White and sweet?

                          Full bodied and hot?

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                          Flat and white

                          Decaffeinated

                          With whipped cream on top

                          Single origin

                          With pumps of brown sugar

                          Warm....

                          Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                            Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                              Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                                Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                                • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                  Dark and bitter?

                                  Cheap and thin?

                                  Cheap and tasteless?

                                  White and sweet?

                                  Full bodied and hot?

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                                  Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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                                    I like my movies like I like my women.

                                    A tight ninety.

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                                    • I [email protected]

                                      ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                                      Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                                      What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!

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                                      • E [email protected]

                                        Up my butt?

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                                        [email protected]

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                                        • mr_satan@lemmy.zipM [email protected]

                                          Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                                          ground up and in the freezer

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