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  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

    Interesting...

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    Can i get mine to go?

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      I don't like coffee

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        ...drunk?

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        Full of whiskey.

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        • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

          Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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          welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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            welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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            To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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            • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

              To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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              ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

              Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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                  HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

                  rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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                    You don’t like coffee, right?

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                      Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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                        You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                        Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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                          I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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                            Up my butt?

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                            A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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                            • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                              Can i get mine to go?

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                              Hot & up my butt?

                              Had to update my preferences.

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                                Dark and bitter?

                                Cheap and thin?

                                Cheap and tasteless?

                                White and sweet?

                                Full bodied and hot?

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                                • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                  Dark and bitter?

                                  Cheap and thin?

                                  Cheap and tasteless?

                                  White and sweet?

                                  Full bodied and hot?

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                                  Flat and white

                                  Decaffeinated

                                  With whipped cream on top

                                  Single origin

                                  With pumps of brown sugar

                                  Warm....

                                  Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                                    Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                                      Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                                        Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                                        • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                          Dark and bitter?

                                          Cheap and thin?

                                          Cheap and tasteless?

                                          White and sweet?

                                          Full bodied and hot?

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                                          Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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