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  • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

    Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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    welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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    • I [email protected]

      welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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      To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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      • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

        To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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        ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

        Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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        • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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          Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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          • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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            HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

            rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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            • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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              You don’t like coffee, right?

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                Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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                • C [email protected]

                  You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                  Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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                  • N [email protected]

                    I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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                    • E [email protected]

                      Up my butt?

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                      A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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                      • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                        Can i get mine to go?

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                        Hot & up my butt?

                        Had to update my preferences.

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                          Dark and bitter?

                          Cheap and thin?

                          Cheap and tasteless?

                          White and sweet?

                          Full bodied and hot?

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                          • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            Dark and bitter?

                            Cheap and thin?

                            Cheap and tasteless?

                            White and sweet?

                            Full bodied and hot?

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                            Flat and white

                            Decaffeinated

                            With whipped cream on top

                            Single origin

                            With pumps of brown sugar

                            Warm....

                            Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                              Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                              • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                                Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                                  Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                                  • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                    Dark and bitter?

                                    Cheap and thin?

                                    Cheap and tasteless?

                                    White and sweet?

                                    Full bodied and hot?

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                                    Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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                                      I like my movies like I like my women.

                                      A tight ninety.

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                                        ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                                        Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                                        What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!

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                                          Up my butt?

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