shawker

[homesweethomemrl@lemmy.world]

Hey, why not. Live your dreams, baby.

[fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world]

Sorry to hear he doesn't enjoy showers anymore.

[hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com]

I like to go in there and eat some eggs baked in a nice tomato stew, a sharkshower shakshuka

[imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works]

We've all thought about jerking off inside of Jaws but this MF actually made it happen.

[frowingfostek@lemmy.world]

I've never dropped acid before but,

[jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world]

This is so perfectly dumb haha

[merc@sh.itjust.works]

Aside from all the other stuff, to me it's just weird to have a climate where an outdoor shower makes sense. I've mostly lived places where it would be unusable for at least half the year.

[grue@lemmy.world]

Username checks out.

[rebekahwsd@lemmy.world]

This feels like a shower I'd see someone put up at the jersey shore for using after swimming and I love it!

[lifecoach5000@lemmy.world]

Take this idea to Shark Tank

[sprucebringsteen@lemmy.world]

Some weird synchronicity happening here, just rewatched Jaws and just started watching Jaws 2 and I see this.

[morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com]

Why did they put an apostrophe in Jaws?

Jaw's what?

[deceptichum@quokk.au]

His theme song.

[ryedaft@sh.itjust.works]

This is my sharkshower. There are many like it but this one is mine.

My sharkshower is my best friend. It is my life.

[tachyontele@piefed.social]

He's already cleaning himself inside a dead animal. I doubt spiders bother him.

[lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works]

And it plays the JAWS theme on repeat.

This is a hell shower.

[maccentric@sh.itjust.works]

Would that not be Jaws’?

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

I don't think so.

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

Sort of. I said I wanted to cum inside Jaws. There IS a difference.

[the_crotch@sh.itjust.works]

They're usually for after you swim