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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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    "It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."

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      "I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"

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        Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop

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        cocain has ai in it, so this will create an infinite expansion loop

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          Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.

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            “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

            That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

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              “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

              That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

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              It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.

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                She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.

                I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

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                  She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.

                  I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

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                  I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.

                  When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.

                  Problem is that's all the song I've got, and nowadays you'd be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.

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                    It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.

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                    This all starting to sound like amphetamines, the cheaper version of cocaine.

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                      They're gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!

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                        You Can Call Me Cocaine.

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                          "Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework."

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                            Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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                              Why did you push this spaghetti to production?

                              Cocain said it was a good idea!

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                                She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.

                                I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

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                                So sit back and relax
                                Enjoy your ai cat

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                                  Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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                                  I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!

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                                    "Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!"

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                                      Using cocaine in vibe coding saves me hours of work!

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                                        Cocaine Bear: "You Are Terminated" 💀🔫🤖

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                                          I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!

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                                          Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)

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