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I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎

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  • G [email protected]

    I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

    Turns out I’m not remotely funny

    Edit:

    Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

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    "remotely" funny you say?

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    • noxypaws@pawb.socialN [email protected]

      I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

      Turns out I’m not remotely funny

      standing ovation

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      Can't stand up when remote working

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      • S [email protected]

        My record is 21 laughing heads and a football emoji.

        I refuse to elaborate further.

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        Football joke?

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        • G [email protected]

          I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

          Turns out I’m not remotely funny

          Edit:

          Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

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          I've seen this joke 4 times yesterday

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          • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.dayX [email protected]

            Edit: It seems I'm becoming uncontrollably popular here as well

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            "anyway, so I told them I was working and everybody just bursted out laughing"

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            • fenririii@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

              I've seen this joke 4 times yesterday

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              • P [email protected]

                Football joke?

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                You both work at the same Applebees?

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                • R [email protected]

                  Can't stand up when remote working

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                  Maybe you should put on pants.

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                  • G [email protected]

                    I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

                    Turns out I’m not remotely funny

                    Edit:

                    Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

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                    They've mitigated this by having the note taking starts at the time of the meeting ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

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                    • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                      Maybe you should put on pants.

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                      Way to ruin WFH

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                      • B [email protected]

                        Sorry, the joke is company property

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                        My boss makes a dollar
                        and I just a dime
                        that's why I post jokes
                        on company time

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                          Sorry, the joke is company property

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                          I'm going to rage against the machine if you don't unionize and take the power back

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                          • J [email protected]

                            "remotely" funny you say?

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                            • S [email protected]

                              They've mitigated this by having the note taking starts at the time of the meeting ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

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                              Book people in for 3 minutes before the hour. They'll assume it was a mistake.

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