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Only one I'm missing is pets ashes

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  • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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    Still working on the third one but realistically by the time I hit 40 we'll definitely be set.

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      Funny you think I could afford to get my pets ashes back from the vet.

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      I didn't want the ashes. It hurt too much. I also didn't want to be in the room when they administered the shot. My mother got me to do that with one when I was younger. Never again. I say goodbye and that's when I exit and cry.

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      • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

        I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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        I had a friend like you. He was screaming (figuratively) about kids on his lawn in his twenties. You old fuck. Cheers.

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          Damn, I checked the last of those boxes last year and I'm not even 30.

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            I didn't want the ashes. It hurt too much. I also didn't want to be in the room when they administered the shot. My mother got me to do that with one when I was younger. Never again. I say goodbye and that's when I exit and cry.

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            I want my pet to see me as they relax for the last time to comfort them. My pain comes out when they're no longer suffering.

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              Shit bro that was my 30s

              my weird collection was beer and soda equipment, now in my mid 30s I'm thinking taxidermy will be my next hobby.

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              • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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                Happy birthday!

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                • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  He's 9 by the way. The line between cool mom and terrible parent is thin here. 😉

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                  I do my best to walk that line, as well!

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                    Thanks, hippie

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                      Shit bro that was my 30s

                      my weird collection was beer and soda equipment, now in my mid 30s I'm thinking taxidermy will be my next hobby.

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                      The logical conclusion of this is a beer tap where the beer comes out of a taxidermied cats mouth. You're never lonely when you're drinking with old friends!

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                        Shit bro that was my 30s

                        my weird collection was beer and soda equipment, now in my mid 30s I'm thinking taxidermy will be my next hobby.

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                        What the fuck

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                          What the fuck

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                          This is why Im interested, they have really cool work. I love their rats and mice. But they also do bugs. They offer workshops and shit to.

                          https://prettydeadtaxidermy.com/

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                            The logical conclusion of this is a beer tap where the beer comes out of a taxidermied cats mouth. You're never lonely when you're drinking with old friends!

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                            That's not a bad idea, I know a few bars that would absolutely love that shit.

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                              No pet ashes, but I do have treasured memories of long-gone much-loved pets.

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                                Happy birthday!

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                                Cheers mate 🙂

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                                • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                                  Still working on the third one but realistically by the time I hit 40 we'll definitely be set.

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                                  •Internet stranger hugs• for the third one.
                                  I already have all boxes checked, but I'm hoping to avoid adding a second dog's ashes for a few more years. My pup already surprisingly old and hasn't died yet, so, if that trend continues, he should live forever.

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                                    • several friends 8000 km away, check!
                                    • several, check!
                                    • no ashes, but buried in a special creepy place in the backyard. We used to keep my mom's ashes around until we buried her. Technically I could get her ashes back back. Check!
                                    • several: mineral samples from places I've hiked, books, stamps, old hard disks, DVD and VHS movies, CDs...

                                    I feel accomplished. Thanks people!

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                                    • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                                      I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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                                      Congratulations and keep wiggling!

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                                        You march your butt down to Lowes to get those big black totes so you can pile your collected items into them and stow them in a neat stack in the garage so that you have space for more collectibles. That's what you do with yourself. Don't forget the label maker!

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                                          Time to visit my far away friends and start a collecting of their ashes

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