Don't tell me what to do.
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Thank god I'm not a patient then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Fuckin' big pharma. I ain't sticking Pfizer's goddamn wantons up there, I'm sticking with PF Changs just like my paw-pee and his pee-paw before 'em.
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This would be bad news in an alternate reality where humans eat by sticking things up their ass and shit out their mouth.
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“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”
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This would be bad news in an alternate reality where humans eat by sticking things up their ass and shit out their mouth.
Imagine if they were still doing that when Randy took the world's biggest shit.
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“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”
Is that him or the worm talking?
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Literally 1984
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Well thank goodness I'm not a patient..
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Doctors are giving this patient a new idea he'd never considered before.
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Breaking news
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How else do u digest them tho???
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Hey it's Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever...
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Use summer rolls instead. They're usually bigger anyway.
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Is that him or the worm talking?
Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.
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just gonna leave this here https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/doctors-warning-people-not-insert-17802129
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Wait what???
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Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.
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"Insert from other end"
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...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.
