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Don't tell me what to do.

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  • A [email protected]

    you just did, and that's enough.

    if you don't mind me, I'm going to get a pool noodle for research

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    Well, have fun.

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    • G [email protected]

      I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.

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      I reckon a friend of theirs was looking for something real hard.

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        The new sexually frustrated boomer trend

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          My body, my choice.

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          • mushuchupacabra@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

            Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.

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            Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?

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              Well DUH! It's summer idiots.

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              • G [email protected]

                I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.

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                I know right?! You could fit your entire wallet in there, and they'd never guess the password!

                Don't ask how I know this, I don't have any trucknuts..

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                • J [email protected]

                  The fuck? First person I've met that objects to this. Even the sushi places usually throw in soy sauce for your spring rolls

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                  #79

                  Wait, sushi places have spring rolls? Never seen one offer those. I thought it was a doner kebab thing, I get them with cream sauce or garlic sauce or something. Definitely not soy sauce yuck.

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                    Just watch me motherfucker

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                      I have moved on to egg rolls.

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                      • T [email protected]

                        Well DUH! It's summer idiots.

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                        I'm sure you can get frozen spring rolls

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                        • A [email protected]

                          My body, my choice.

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                          Doctor: can you at least wait a few seconds after you take them out of the deep fryer next time?

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                          • mushuchupacabra@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                            Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.

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                            .

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                            • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]

                              I have moved on to egg rolls.

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                              Well I am on pineapple satay skewers. Get with the now.

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                                Well I am on pineapple satay skewers. Get with the now.

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                                Challenge accepted!

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                                  I wasn’t going to, but now you’ve got me thinking about it.

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                                    If only there was a better way...

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