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      Respectfully, I am in tears,

      My brain at random

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        He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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          I mean, I’m still marking you absent. But you’re definitely getting an A for creative effort!

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            He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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            Why does she have wings!?

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              I mean, I’m still marking you absent. But you’re definitely getting an A for creative effort!

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              Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.

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                When I move

                You move

                just like that

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                  Sir, this is a Wendy's

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                    This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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                      When I move

                      You move

                      just like that

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                      Hell yeah hey dj bring that back

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                        This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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                        i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                          Sir, this is a Wendy's

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                          ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                            He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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                            It's Professor Hanks

                            https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

                            Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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                            • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                              It's Professor Hanks

                              https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

                              Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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                              I thought you were joking

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hanks

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                                There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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                                  Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.

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                                  The specific wording of the note is a direct reference to Kafka's metamorphosis! So depending on the class and year, teacher should be proud.

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                                    i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                                    If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                                      If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                                      as an etymologyst, it really bugs me when i get n to my work

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                                        Respectfully, I am in tears,

                                        My brain at random

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                                        Might make this my work signature tbh

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                                          Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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