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    This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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    i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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    • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

      Sir, this is a Wendy's

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      ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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      • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

        He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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        It's Professor Hanks

        https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

        Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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        • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

          It's Professor Hanks

          https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

          Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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          I thought you were joking

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hanks

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            There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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            • W [email protected]

              Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.

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              The specific wording of the note is a direct reference to Kafka's metamorphosis! So depending on the class and year, teacher should be proud.

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                i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                • B [email protected]

                  If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                  as an etymologyst, it really bugs me when i get n to my work

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                  • C [email protected]

                    Respectfully, I am in tears,

                    My brain at random

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                    Might make this my work signature tbh

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                      Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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                        I'll allow it

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                        • S [email protected]

                          When I move

                          You move

                          just like that

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                          I expect more from you, Spruce.

                          I'll see you after class 😉

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                            ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                            If one more motherfucker walks in and says this shit in target I'm gonna lose it

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                            • B [email protected]

                              Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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                              You have some bug jousting reference you wanna let the class in on?

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                                i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                                I’m newly a teacher (of adults), and I accept literally any excuse anyone gives me. I suspect that I’ll change that as time goes on, but I don’t even really get excuses.

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                                  Last time i've read this it hadn't had that huge white spacing.

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                                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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                                    Totally Kafkaesque.

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                                      ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                                      Sir this is not a bug, it's a hot dog

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                                        There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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                                        That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection.

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                                          That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection.

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                                          modern manga titles be like

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