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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

    He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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    It's Professor Hanks

    https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

    Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

      It's Professor Hanks

      https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

      Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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      I thought you were joking

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hanks

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        There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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        • W [email protected]

          Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.

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          The specific wording of the note is a direct reference to Kafka's metamorphosis! So depending on the class and year, teacher should be proud.

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            i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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            If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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              If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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              as an etymologyst, it really bugs me when i get n to my work

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                Respectfully, I am in tears,

                My brain at random

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                Might make this my work signature tbh

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                  Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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                    I'll allow it

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                      When I move

                      You move

                      just like that

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                      I expect more from you, Spruce.

                      I'll see you after class 😉

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                        ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                        If one more motherfucker walks in and says this shit in target I'm gonna lose it

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                          Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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                          You have some bug jousting reference you wanna let the class in on?

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                            i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                            I’m newly a teacher (of adults), and I accept literally any excuse anyone gives me. I suspect that I’ll change that as time goes on, but I don’t even really get excuses.

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                              Last time i've read this it hadn't had that huge white spacing.

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                              • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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                                Totally Kafkaesque.

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                                  ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                                  Sir this is not a bug, it's a hot dog

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                                    There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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                                    That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection.

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                                      That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection.

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                                      modern manga titles be like

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                                        This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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                                        who cares about collage attendance?

                                        in my uni no one cared, of you're late, it's just a bit rude, of you don't show up, no one cares.

                                        what matters are the graded assignments and exams. if a student aces those but never stepped in a lecture hall, does that matter?

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                                          Totally Kafkaesque.

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                                          Kafkaesque as shit

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