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I'll allow it
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When I move
You move
just like that
I expect more from you, Spruce.
I'll see you after class
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ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.
If one more motherfucker walks in and says this shit in target I'm gonna lose it
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Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?
You have some bug jousting reference you wanna let the class in on?
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i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway
I’m newly a teacher (of adults), and I accept literally any excuse anyone gives me. I suspect that I’ll change that as time goes on, but I don’t even really get excuses.
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Last time i've read this it hadn't had that huge white spacing.
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There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.
Totally Kafkaesque.
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ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.
Sir this is not a bug, it's a hot dog
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There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.
That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection.
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That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection.
modern manga titles be like
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This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.
who cares about collage attendance?
in my uni no one cared, of you're late, it's just a bit rude, of you don't show up, no one cares.
what matters are the graded assignments and exams. if a student aces those but never stepped in a lecture hall, does that matter?
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Totally Kafkaesque.
Kafkaesque as shit
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The specific wording of the note is a direct reference to Kafka's metamorphosis! So depending on the class and year, teacher should be proud.
I really really should have noticed that, thank you that makes this so much better.
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who cares about collage attendance?
in my uni no one cared, of you're late, it's just a bit rude, of you don't show up, no one cares.
what matters are the graded assignments and exams. if a student aces those but never stepped in a lecture hall, does that matter?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]If you can pass my class without attending lecture, why wouldn't you just ask to test out of the class???
I scream, into the uncaring void. -
I’m newly a teacher (of adults), and I accept literally any excuse anyone gives me. I suspect that I’ll change that as time goes on, but I don’t even really get excuses.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I'll generally accept it if you send any excuse prior to the lecture unless it's becoming a habit - in those rare cases I'll happily work with them to try and figure out a solution. 80% of the time it's family medical appointments or childcare scheduling issues (and my gosh I am so happy to accommodate people dealing with that) and the rare cases it's not we can usually find a way to make up for what they've missed. I've got a couple colleagues that only accept excuses with a doctor's note, and the best thing I can say about them is that they're
retiring soonincredibly passionate about teaching.(none of this applies to freshman courses, though. We've learned that being really strict about attendance for freshman year boosts passing rates by like 30%, it's just crazy.)
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This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.
I accepted "I'm sorry, it was just too nice a day to spend it sitting in a basement with no windows" once because man, they had a point.
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There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.
OP is Gregor Samsa
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who cares about collage attendance?
in my uni no one cared, of you're late, it's just a bit rude, of you don't show up, no one cares.
what matters are the graded assignments and exams. if a student aces those but never stepped in a lecture hall, does that matter?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]One of my biggest pet peeves in college was professors who took attendance. Bitch, I'm paying you to be here, if I don't want to come to class, that's on me. It was usually when they knew that most people could skip every class and still pass.
I even once had a class in a lecture hall with at least 100 students, where the teacher took attendance using some stupid "clicker" thing that we had to buy at the school bookstore. Ridiculous. Pisses me off just thinking about it.
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Hey, the were honest. I'd let it fly
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If you can pass my class without attending lecture, why wouldn't you just ask to test out of the class???
I scream, into the uncaring void.wrote on last edited by [email protected]Because following at home and teaching yourself the material throughout the semester is different from knowing it all already.
