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    At least take it off the bed tho

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      Everyone I date has so many more stuffed animals than I do. I get stuffy envy. 🥺

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        Childish shit only women can get away with.

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          I'm a guy, I have a shelf of a couple of different stuffed animals. One of every dog breed I've had and one of each for each dog of that breed

          I don't sleep with them or play with them, I have actual living pets to do that with

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            Both my wife's and my stuffed teddies have now been retired. They now sit, cuddled together, overlooking the bedroom. On a shelf, in pride of place. Their tour of service done, but not forgotten.

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            Read 'both my wife and my stuffed teddies' without the 's and got very concerned

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              Childish shit only women can get away with.

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              …no? You can have plushie toys too, and the advice goes for everyone. You deserve someone who loves you for you, with whatever hobby or habit you may feel vulnerable sharing.

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                I've had girlfriends steal my plushies. Now they stay in a locked cabinet (the plushies) until I know who I can trust.

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                  Childish shit only women can get away with.

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                  Sounds like you've been dating the wrong people.

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                    I've had girlfriends steal my plushies. Now they stay in a locked cabinet (the plushies) until I know who I can trust.

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                    Thanks for clarifying that it's your plushies that you keep locked up. Otherwise, I would have a lot more questions.

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                      Read 'both my wife and my stuffed teddies' without the 's and got very concerned

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                      Lol same. It was an emotional roller coaster. I felt sad and then confused until I reread it.

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                        Both my wife's and my stuffed teddies have now been retired. They now sit, cuddled together, overlooking the bedroom. On a shelf, in pride of place. Their tour of service done, but not forgotten.

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                        overlooking the bedroom

                        Front row seats then

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                          Childish shit only women can get away with.

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                          Charmander says "boooooooh!"

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                            Thanks for clarifying that it's your plushies that you keep locked up. Otherwise, I would have a lot more questions.

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                            The girlfriends are in the other one

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                              I seldom get emotional when watching the news, but when I see a child hugging a stuffed animal in a warzone, or when you see a dirty stuffed animal in on the ground after an attack, that really stings.

                              Stuffed animals are symbols of innocence, love and security.

                              I am a 37 year old man, I have my childhood stuffed animals on a chest of drawers next to my bed, and my stuffed toad I got from my mom and have had my entire life is in the top 5 items I would try to save from a fire.

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                              We have a moose that goes on trips with us. I recently made a tiny 3D printed version that we call his "drones". They go on the bike rides, hikes, etc.

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                                Wait - - the ones my wife has? Ah, silly me, I am not dating.

                                But I'd also not hide my transformers or gaming stuff.

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                                  Everyone I date has so many more stuffed animals than I do. I get stuffy envy. 🥺

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                                  Never too late to build your collection, however big or small.
                                  My SO got one of those chonky seal plushy about 4 years ago, and they almost never goes away without it now. When I see them leave with their big hiking backpack, the seal plushy squished on the side of it with one of the bag's straps and buckles, I just feel love inside.

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                                    The girlfriends are in the other one

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                                    honestly I was scared I was going to be locked up by the last one.

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                                      Childish shit only women can get away with.

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                                      That sounds like serious insecurity.

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                                        I seldom get emotional when watching the news, but when I see a child hugging a stuffed animal in a warzone, or when you see a dirty stuffed animal in on the ground after an attack, that really stings.

                                        Stuffed animals are symbols of innocence, love and security.

                                        I am a 37 year old man, I have my childhood stuffed animals on a chest of drawers next to my bed, and my stuffed toad I got from my mom and have had my entire life is in the top 5 items I would try to save from a fire.

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                                          62 year old guy.

                                          I was given a bear when I was born. His name is Growl. I have never once been ashamed of him or hidden him away.

                                          Much more recently (last 10 or 15 years) I was gifted a Build-a-bear Chewbacca. I will never hide him away either.

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