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Might be time to find another job

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  • A [email protected]

    How does that work since lactose isn't a protein? Is it just that the affected people assumed they were intolerant of lactose, but it was actually the protein?

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    That's the supposition, yeah. That some people just assume its lactose intolerance when it's really "common milk protien" intolerance. Since this other milk comes from cows without that protein in the milk, it shouldn't bother you as much.

    That's effectively where I'm at. A2 bothers me less than normal milk, but not to the degree that i can just drink it or anything. If i cant avoid milk, I try to cook/bake with A2 if possible, and lactose free if not. Both help, but the A2 helps more. Lactose free A2 would probably be best for me, but ive never seen it in stores.

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    • J [email protected]

      Ok good hospitals have enough room first read through this, then tell me if you are still confused about the plan.

      It's imperative yall do it without any cameras around.

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      Y’all nasty.

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      • S [email protected]

        Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

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        This reminds me for some reason about the time I found a half-full can of vintage rat poison at an antique store. It was basically entirely arsenic.

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        • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

          Y’all nasty.

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          please don't kink shame

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          • I [email protected]

            When I was in the Navy, a dude kept eating my fucking chips and salsa. It was a small work center, we all knew whose shit was whose in our tiny fridge. So one day I put really fucking hot hot sauce in my salsa and left it in the fridge. Motherfucker has the gall to get pissed at me like I'm the asshole. He didn't eat my salsa again after that.

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            what a coincidence, i'm eating ghost pepper salsa right now. so you're saying stealing lunches is a good way to try new hot sauces

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            • lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fiL [email protected]

              I don't get how the people here are offended by this. Entitlement? It's so fun to bring something in to just to find out it's gone before you even opened it. Even with a god damn name label. If I bought a carton of milk, I wouldn't mind sharing some, but not the entire thing for one person to make porridge from. At that point you cunts can just buy your own shit.

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              i don’t understand how companies don’t just… provide milk tbh… milk, cheap coffee and tea… it’s such an incredibly cheap way to make people feel slightly less like garbage

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              • cosmictrickster@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.

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                yeah but then you have plastic sawdust in your milk (lids do not exist)

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                • pupbiru@aussie.zoneP [email protected]

                  i don’t understand how companies don’t just… provide milk tbh… milk, cheap coffee and tea… it’s such an incredibly cheap way to make people feel slightly less like garbage

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                  I did an internship in an office where the company was keeping the fridge and cupboard in the rest area filled with snacks, drinks, ice cream, frozen pizza and premade meals for people who wanted to take lunch there.

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                    Yet another reason why I work remotely.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      Don't give me ideas... I love spicy stuff, and it has been a pretty good deterrent in of itself from having my foodstuffs stolen. So two birds with one stone...

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                      Make it then, I found it a really nice addition to pizza, adds spice and a bit of sweetness

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                      • R [email protected]

                        Stop stealing their stuff, scumbag.

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                        #125

                        Exactly. This is a reaction to people being antisocial to begin with.

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                        • vieuxqueb@lemmy.caV [email protected]

                          A guy was drinking and eating people's food at a job I had.

                          One day someone peed in a pepsi can and put it back in the fridge.

                          Later the guy comes out of the kitchen screaming he's gonna punch whoever did that.

                          The Big boss comes out of his office and asks him why he drank someone else open can? And when he almost got calm the boss told him to leave and never come back, since he said he would hit someone and that taking sips out of others drinks was unsanitary.

                          It was soooo funny to see him leave in rage, hit the store sign and hurt himself doing so.

                          The guy who peed in the can was scared to lose his job. The boss told him "next time to come to me before taking drastic actions" and all was swell.

                          In the end it was a beautiful day!

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                          The guy who peed in the can was scared to lose his job

                          It was a fucked up thing he did, but it did give all of you a really funny story to share. Except for the piss-drinker, he's not sharing that with anyone if he can help it.

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                            I kind of do. One of the managers hides supplies we need because we "use too much of it" or something and it affects the budget. We need to ask her for the supplies if we need it. So, I just stopped doing the work that requires those supplies. Her precious budget is safe.

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                              Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

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                              • S [email protected]

                                Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

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                                Tragedy at the container port as a box crane operator falls asleep, shits himself and drops a container of deel straight through the hull of the Ever Given. 8 million high-end graphics cards and playstations were destroyed by seawater.

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                                • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                  Or one guy keeps bringing in milk, and another guy keeps locking that guy’s milk.

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                                  What kind of maniac takes another man's milk hostage?

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                                  • unitydevice@lemmy.zipU [email protected]

                                    The guy who peed in the can was scared to lose his job

                                    It was a fucked up thing he did, but it did give all of you a really funny story to share. Except for the piss-drinker, he's not sharing that with anyone if he can help it.

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                                    Would I know what it tasted like if it were in a Pepsi can?

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                                    • Z [email protected]

                                      this is indicative of a much larger problem(distrust amongst coworkers)

                                      The scope of the problem is much much larger: the entire fucking culture IMO, assuming you are in the USA because I am and it sure sounds like you're talking about this place.

                                      I think it goes beyond distrust though. It is a lack of respect for human dignity (which leads to lack of respect for oneself) and for just being decent to one another so we can all enjoy our time on Earth a little bit more.

                                      I have made a couple trips to Sweden of all places, and it's wild seeing things like real glasses and silverware being available for any schmuck to use in a restaurant/airport/workplace. And then people put them in the dishwasher or return them to the kitchen when done! Little things like that seem so minor until you think about the deep seated issues it is revealing.

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                                      Never going to Sweden if I have to fucking leave after

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        Fr.

                                        If you're gonna drink skim, save money and use water.

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                                        It’s semi-skimmed and it’s the best milk.

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          I literally had this argument with the coworker who would eat other people’s food:

                                          “ did you eat my fucking sandwich??”

                                          “Oh. It was yours?”

                                          “Why the fuck would you do that??”

                                          “Well i didn’t know it was yours”

                                          “But you knew for certain it wasn’t YOURS, since you didn’t make and bring it!”

                                          “People should label stuff if they don’t want it to get eaten”

                                          Most frustrating person i ever met. Laziest fuck ever too. This guy couldn’t walk without dragging his feet

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                                          We have to label things so they can get eaten.
                                          We literally have a "this is communist milk, it's for everyone".

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