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Might be time to find another job

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    The really offensive part is having >2 liters of milk, per person, in a work fridge. What the fuck do you need so much for? I bet that fridge smells like a mix of spoiled milk and utter distrust for other human beings.

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      I bet each of those cheap ass locks could easily be shimmed open with a piece of a soda can in a few seconds. I would open each one and just leave it on the shelf next to each bottle. I don’t even drink milk. Just to let them know their obnoxious system is pointless

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        Imagine working in an office where you need to do that? Who says to themselves, "gee, i didn't bring that thing so it must be OK for me to have some"? These kinds of tactics don't come from nowhere

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          Come in with some bolt cutters. Free the milk.

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          Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.

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              If it's your own milk, fair enough.

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                I work at a place that went from having bbq's and get togethers to... well, nothing in about five years.
                Yesterday we got a company wide e-mail to tell us the CEO is GTFO'ing and being replaced by an external hire.
                I'm not worried at all though. In fact, I'm kinda hoping to be fired for the severance. Fuck this job 😄

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                  Turn it upside down and poke a hole in the bottom.

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                    A more pertinent concern is having to work with the person whose behavior precipitated this reaction.

                    One person locking their milk makes them a weirdo. Three means someone else is.

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                      Turn it upside down and poke a hole in the bottom.

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                      This person is playing 3D chess over here.

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                        The really offensive part is having >2 liters of milk, per person, in a work fridge. What the fuck do you need so much for? I bet that fridge smells like a mix of spoiled milk and utter distrust for other human beings.

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                        udder distrust. it was right there

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                          The blizzard offices were never the same.

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                            How about fixing the problem by having the management provide free milk? It's about a pound a day for them and everyone is happier.

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                              Why does one of the jugs have an infection warning on it? Are these bio samples at a lab and the locks are a safety measure?

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                                udder distrust. it was right there

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                                Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

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                                  Who can be bothered to steal someone else's semi-skimmed milk anyway‽ Full cream or bust.

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                                    The really offensive part is having >2 liters of milk, per person, in a work fridge. What the fuck do you need so much for? I bet that fridge smells like a mix of spoiled milk and utter distrust for other human beings.

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                                    It is British milk. Even as a Brit myself it astonishes me how much tea some people drink in a day. That shit must literally ooze from the pores of some people.

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                                      Imagine working in an office where you need to do that? Who says to themselves, "gee, i didn't bring that thing so it must be OK for me to have some"? These kinds of tactics don't come from nowhere

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                                      I don't get how the people here are offended by this. Entitlement? It's so fun to bring something in to just to find out it's gone before you even opened it. Even with a god damn name label. If I bought a carton of milk, I wouldn't mind sharing some, but not the entire thing for one person to make porridge from. At that point you cunts can just buy your own shit.

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                                        A more pertinent concern is having to work with the person whose behavior precipitated this reaction.

                                        One person locking their milk makes them a weirdo. Three means someone else is.

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                                        Plot twist: one guy brought in 3 locked milks.

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                                        • indibrony@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          It is British milk. Even as a Brit myself it astonishes me how much tea some people drink in a day. That shit must literally ooze from the pores of some people.

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                                          so I've had tea in Ireland and the UK, and my observation is that most people just use an ounce of milk for a cuppa, right?

                                          how much tea is this type of freak, that needs this much milk at work, drinking?

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