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  • lena@gregtech.euL This user is from outside of this forum
    lena@gregtech.euL This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    https://www.githubstatus.com/

    Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

    bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB aatube@kbin.melroy.orgA _ S savvywolf@pawb.socialS 13 Replies Last reply
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    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

      https://www.githubstatus.com/

      Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

      bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB This user is from outside of this forum
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      I marvel at the proficiency with which Microsoft tears down every piece of software it touches nowadays.

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      • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

        I marvel at the proficiency with which Microsoft tears down every piece of software it touches nowadays.

        lena@gregtech.euL This user is from outside of this forum
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        I'll get downvoted for this, but I think they take good care of github and Minecraft. As for the rest though... not so good.

        30p87@feddit.org3 luciole@beehaw.orgL S savvywolf@pawb.socialS B 5 Replies Last reply
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        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

          I'll get downvoted for this, but I think they take good care of github and Minecraft. As for the rest though... not so good.

          30p87@feddit.org3 This user is from outside of this forum
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          If with "good care" you mean "the core functionality is up and running most times", yes

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          • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

            If with "good care" you mean "the core functionality is up and running most times", yes

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            My parents took good care of me, then.

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            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

              I'll get downvoted for this, but I think they take good care of github and Minecraft. As for the rest though... not so good.

              luciole@beehaw.orgL This user is from outside of this forum
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              I haven’t played Minecraft for a while, but I was under the impression that Microsoft was progressively turning the Bedrock version into a microtransaction hellscape. If I’d have to reluctantly commend Microsoft for anything, I’d rather go for Visual Studio Code.

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              • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                https://www.githubstatus.com/

                Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

                aatube@kbin.melroy.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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                ackshually you can run most of the CI locally

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                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                  https://www.githubstatus.com/

                  Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

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                  My company owns their infrastructure and we don't have issues like this and our production servers are working like oiled machines and yet they want to move to 3rd party cloud services for reasons that have yet to be explained

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                  • aatube@kbin.melroy.orgA [email protected]

                    ackshually you can run most of the CI locally

                    bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB This user is from outside of this forum
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                    Doesn’t matter if the mechanism that checks the repo and sends the trigger message to the runner is down.

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                    • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
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                      Don’t tell the boss, jerk.

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                        My company owns their infrastructure and we don't have issues like this and our production servers are working like oiled machines and yet they want to move to 3rd party cloud services for reasons that have yet to be explained

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                        a brief conversation:

                        Cloud good, very good for dynamic sizing up and down.

                        but sir we don't need to scale up and down for our business.

                        but cloud good.

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                        • _ [email protected]

                          My company owns their infrastructure and we don't have issues like this and our production servers are working like oiled machines and yet they want to move to 3rd party cloud services for reasons that have yet to be explained

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                          I'm guess you have a fully staffed infrastructure team team, so the reason that has yet to be explained is that they want to downsize that team.

                          We use cloud services because we have never had a fully staffed infrastructure team.

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                            My company owns their infrastructure and we don't have issues like this and our production servers are working like oiled machines and yet they want to move to 3rd party cloud services for reasons that have yet to be explained

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                            The explanation is guys in marketing buying fancy lunches and rounds of golf for the guys in C-Suite (Source: A tired IT admin that has had to talk his management team off of this cliff due to fancy tech demo dinners from unsolicited cloud/software companies)

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                            • luciole@beehaw.orgL [email protected]

                              I haven’t played Minecraft for a while, but I was under the impression that Microsoft was progressively turning the Bedrock version into a microtransaction hellscape. If I’d have to reluctantly commend Microsoft for anything, I’d rather go for Visual Studio Code.

                              aatube@kbin.melroy.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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                              Bedrock indeed, but you didn't even have Bedrock edition before Microsoft, so you can't really say MS fucked it over since it was always kinda bad. Java has been pretty nice and the "big content updates" direction under Microsoft really rejuvenated the game.

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                              • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                                https://www.githubstatus.com/

                                Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

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                                Reliance on external services to build and test code is absolutely braindead design

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                                  My parents took good care of me, then.

                                  smackemwittadic@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  Please take better care of yourself than your parents did! You deserve to feel taken care of ❤

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                                  • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                                    If with "good care" you mean "the core functionality is up and running most times", yes

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                                    Better than Github did pre acquisition, and we actually got new features after years of stagnation. I don’t know what they changed but at least the product moved forward in some way.

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                                    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                                      I'll get downvoted for this, but I think they take good care of github and Minecraft. As for the rest though... not so good.

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                                      Oh yeah, Minecraft fans will tell you just how much they love their handling of it...

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                                      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                                        https://www.githubstatus.com/

                                        Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

                                        savvywolf@pawb.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        Ironically, I find myself writing more code when CI is broken and I don't have to babysit it.

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                                        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                                          I'll get downvoted for this, but I think they take good care of github and Minecraft. As for the rest though... not so good.

                                          savvywolf@pawb.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          ... Didn't they revoke the Minecraft licenses people purchased because they didn't manage to migrate their Mojang accounts to Microsoft accounts in a short amount of time?

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