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  • P [email protected]

    Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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    Horses aren't real, but if they were I'd want them to get radiation poisoning

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    • A [email protected]

      "Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies."

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      "And he's afraid of shiny things"

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        This is how you get the thoroughbred of sin riding across the nation

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        • P [email protected]

          Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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          Not sure but I think the joke is that you expect a punchline but then it's just radiation poisoning

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          • G [email protected]

            This is how you get the thoroughbred of sin riding across the nation

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            I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about "hiring from within." Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

            Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin... Goodcorp doesn't do that. And they're good. It's in their name. That's, like, crazier than... Something that's crazy.

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            • ebolapie@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

              I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about "hiring from within." Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

              Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin... Goodcorp doesn't do that. And they're good. It's in their name. That's, like, crazier than... Something that's crazy.

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              bad horse
              bad horse
              bad horse
              he's bad

              he rides across the nation
              a thoroughbred of sin
              he got the application
              that you just sent in

              we're focusing our business
              and hiring from within
              there's currently no vacancies
              within our evil agency

              bad horse
              bad horse
              bad horse
              he's bad

              the evil league of evil
              is downsizing you see
              although we are still interested
              in your CV

              so please keep it updated
              and keep your schedule free

              you'll be the first
              to know of course
              we'll keep in contact!
              signed bad horse

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                Question for the pedants: should it be radiation venom?

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                  "And he's afraid of shiny things"

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                  and has no control over his bowels.

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                    Look at my horse.

                    My horse is amazing.

                    Give him a lick.

                    He tastes just like raisins.

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                    • J [email protected]

                      Question for the pedants: should it be radiation venom?

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                      No, being detailed, venom is a toxic substance that a living organism evolved to both produce and actively deliver by a specialised biological structure such as fang, stinger, or barb.

                      Poison is ingested, inhaled or most importantly to this, absorbed.

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                      • R [email protected]

                        Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

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                        Who is your arch nemesis, crippledman?

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                        • echolalia@lemmy.mlE [email protected]

                          Horses aren't real, but if they were I'd want them to get radiation poisoning

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                          I knew about birds and giraffes but horses shocked me ngl

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                          • P [email protected]

                            Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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                            it's ok to not get radiation poisoning

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                              Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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                              It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it

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                              • P [email protected]

                                Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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                                Everyone is focusing on the radiation. But if you used depleted uranium is wat denser than iron so horse shoes made or uranium would last a lot longer but also be way heavier.

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                                  Was this written by Garrett from the Glen Cook books?

                                  Sounds like Garrett....

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