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Pull to enter, you say?

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    Just like those ominous whispers when you look at the soft spot on a baby's head

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      Just like those ominous whispers when you look at the soft spot on a baby's head

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      Or the things the knives whisper.

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        Just like those ominous whispers when you look at the soft spot on a baby's head

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        I've always been too terrified of bumping those to let the intrusive thoughts in.

        The very first time I put my then-newborn to bed without anyone else present, I accidentally bumped the back/top of their head against the top frame of their bedding area. They made the saddest expression then started screaming their despair. Even if I hadn't been worried about it before then, I don't know that I've ever felt so much guilt or apologized so much, nor been so worried about long term consequences (to their development, not to myself).

        Fortunately, they seem to be developing well and, though I can't forget that happening, I very much doubt they even remember it to be upset.

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          I've always been too terrified of bumping those to let the intrusive thoughts in.

          The very first time I put my then-newborn to bed without anyone else present, I accidentally bumped the back/top of their head against the top frame of their bedding area. They made the saddest expression then started screaming their despair. Even if I hadn't been worried about it before then, I don't know that I've ever felt so much guilt or apologized so much, nor been so worried about long term consequences (to their development, not to myself).

          Fortunately, they seem to be developing well and, though I can't forget that happening, I very much doubt they even remember it to be upset.

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          I very much doubt they even remember it to be upset

          That may or may not be a good thing (I'm joking I'm sure it's all fine!)

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            Arcade_Inside.png

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              There are (still) a surprising amount of people that only ever saw and understood one mechanism 30-50 years ago.

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                I have no trouble understanding why this has to be this way.

                Twice a year our facility has a staff day where we get hit up by aflac and find out how we are doing as a organization. We have huge placards we place in the walkways leading up to the doors. Our meeting room is right by those doors and inevitably we will have people who ignore all the signs saying closed walk to the doors and pull them several times before finally reading the sign that we also put on the door.

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                  I have no trouble understanding why this has to be this way.

                  Twice a year our facility has a staff day where we get hit up by aflac and find out how we are doing as a organization. We have huge placards we place in the walkways leading up to the doors. Our meeting room is right by those doors and inevitably we will have people who ignore all the signs saying closed walk to the doors and pull them several times before finally reading the sign that we also put on the door.

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                  And sometimes you get so used to there being brightly colored ads, corporate propaganda motivational messages and various warning signs everywhere, that you develop a blindness for everything too flashy and ignore it until you encounter a roadblock that doesn't yield.

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                    Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department

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                      Had? I bet you they still have people pushing the doors all the time.

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                      Maybe even more now because the button is perfectly camouflaged between all the useless signs.

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                        What's a daisy in this context?

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                        It's a nursing excellence award. Pretty prestigious. You can be nominated by a patient or an employee. They write down why they think you are deserving of one on a card and then a panel chooses who gets awarded. There's even a runner-up kind of award if the nurse was in the final considerations but didn't actually win.

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                          I would still push the door latch.

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                            And sometimes you get so used to there being brightly colored ads, corporate propaganda motivational messages and various warning signs everywhere, that you develop a blindness for everything too flashy and ignore it until you encounter a roadblock that doesn't yield.

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                            You don't normally have to step around a billboard.

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                              Understood. Don't do anything apart from stop him entering the room.

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                                Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public

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                                  Define "emergency"

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                                    Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public

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                                    Literally had to put a sign on my door saying to use the god damn doorbell with an arrow pointing directly at it. The pizza guy would then call me, asking why I didn't open when he knocked. Maybe because I can't hear your fucking knock, which is why I bought a god damn doorbell! Fuck the public.

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                                      And people will STILL try to push the door, or wait for it to open.

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                                        Receptionist: DID YOU NOT SEE THE SIGNS!?

                                        Patient: bitch I'm blind.

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                                        "What did your skank-ass say!? I'm deaf, so I might have got it wrong."

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                                          Maybe imprison fewer people against their will then

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