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    I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

    Don't smoke kids.

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    They don't stay still long enough to roll properly.

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      I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

      Don't smoke kids.

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      How do you smoke a kid? And what do they taste like?

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        Many people that smoke are already mentally unbalanced. Making them a shamed pariah is doing little for their mental health, it is just forcing them to hide yet another bit of their unhappiness.

        Not smoking is healthier, no doubt, but the majority of people that still do it undoubtedly have enough shame going on. Self hate comes into play, as well.

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        I smoke. Shame and self hatred is exactly right.

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          How do you smoke a kid? And what do they taste like?

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          They taste like unicorns

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            Man if only that was true. A neighbor across the street is a chain smoker, and I hear him hack up a lung every morning for a couple of hours.

            Yeah smoking will make you live shorter, but it'll also reaaaally fuckin' ruin your life leading up to that.

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            That's the joke.

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              This seems to ignore the important facts that smoking is A.) Cool and B.) Sexy.

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              C) good social activity

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              • R [email protected]

                I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

                Don't smoke kids.

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                Question: did memes like this help?

                Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.

                I'd love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.

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                  Question: did memes like this help?

                  Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.

                  I'd love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.

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                  No. Having others say something you already know as a addict of a substance doesn't help at all. We know we should stop. We all know that. The challenge of an addict is being willing to stop, and then being successful at stopping. Then abstinence.

                  When I was a smoker, I watch my grandmother die from smoking related lung cancer right in front of my face, it didn't change a thing. I'd go outside of the hospital and smoke all the same. I had to want to quit.

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                  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                    I’m so happy that I’m on 10 years without cigarettes.

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                      C) good social activity

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                      Actually true, in a myriad of bad effects.

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                        Tobacco is one of the worst drugs ever. The best part is staving off the effects of addiction.

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                          they said, while rolling E and smoking weed and drinking borgs 😄

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                            they said, while rolling E and smoking weed and drinking borgs 😄

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                            Drinking borgs?

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                              Drinking borgs?

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                              Isn't that what they call them? I'm not 20 anymore so I'm not as hip.

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(drink)

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                                quit 30 years now. quit because it was killing me. other corps are still trying.

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                                • I [email protected]

                                  Didn't say it was my father, are you projecting your daddy issues perhaps?

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                                  Turns out we all were low resolution projectors

                                  Surprise I guess

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                                    Isn't that what they call them? I'm not 20 anymore so I'm not as hip.

                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(drink)

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                                    I didn't know about this, and I probably would have been better off without it. Thank you, though 🙂

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                                      I thought you wheren't allowed to smoke inside anymore in Germany?

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                                      Smokers are still allowed to stink up your food outside. So you may enjoy your food inside in the summer.

                                      Also restaurants are allowed to have an inside smoking section. Most of the time that means you still get to ‘enjoy’ the stink.

                                      Lastly let’s not forget that smokers, when forced to smoke outside, will almost always do so right on the doorstep. So that the stink gets sucked in and everybody gets to enjoy a good second hand smoke.

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                                        Question: did memes like this help?

                                        Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.

                                        I'd love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.

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                                        I agree with @RedditIsDeddit , it does not help. It may even make things worse. All this meme does is make me feel misunderstood and despised by others (While some of them don't even understand what I actually go through). Tobacco is a terrible addiction. I quited for two years but fell again when I broke up with my ex. During those two years I dreamt of smoking at least once a week and gained 15kg. I grew up in France in the 90s and then the country did a pretty shitty job protecting kids (I started buying cigarettes for myself at 14 and it was easy because the tobacco shop owner didn't bat an eye). I think the solution is prevention and children's protection (by preventing access) to ensure that they don't start. For those who already smoke the best is kind support not guilt and disdain. (And total bans don't help either, we just feel left out when the government who now bans us from every place and treats us like awful weak-willed bastards initially incitated us to smoke two decades ago with adds and easy access).

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                                          Where I live, you're not allowed to smoke in bars or restaurants.

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                                          Also in the outside section? If yes I applaud your government for implementing the rule properly, not half-assed like in Germany.

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