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    I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

      Nearly all of my family smokes, and I fucking hate it. There were countless times, as far as I can remember, when I tried to do something with my dad, it was nice for a while, then he goes for a 'quick smoke' and stays there forever.

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      I can put my life in danger. I can put your life in danger. But I draw the line when you put my life in danger.

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        I live with two roommates in a flat. One of them smokes. Of course, he has to smoke indoors as well, as if the whole place is his (we got two balconies btw) . Can't describe when I get home after a long day in uni to come back to a flat that smells like a smoking friendly bar.

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          I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.

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          3 whole fucking packs a DAY? Did you even breathe normal air?

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          • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

            I quit by vaping off of cigarettes, and then gradually reducing the nicotine in vape juice until I was vaping 0 nicotine for a couple of months, then stopped altogether. Been nicotine free for several years now, and no cravings.

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            This is how I finally quit for good.

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              I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.

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              I only got to a pack a day before I quit for vaping, and I've been titrating down of that and hope to be off it entirely soon.

              I do miss the tingle you get from that first smoke of the day. But it's not worth not being able to smell anything and spending so much money.

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                3 whole fucking packs a DAY? Did you even breathe normal air?

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                I had the luxury to smoke on my job. I smoked a lot.

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                  Your work buddy isn't wrong with that tbh

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                  So no banana then, huh?

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                  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                    Why smoke when you can be addicted to the superiority complex that apparently comes with not smoking?

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                      I’ve read last week that tobacco is radium rich and decomposes to polonium and radon - cigarettes are radioactive and it contributes to its nasty effects on the lungs

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                        When I was a teenager in the 90s, I once dated someone whom I thought otherwise to be a smart and collected girl.

                        Then I watched her and her friend rummage the side streets for half smoked cigarette butts that people had disposed of out their car windows. The bliss in their eyes when they lit up a half smoked one.

                        Looking through the eyes of an adult now, it makes me wonder why I continued to try and strike a habit myself over the next 2 years. Fortunate for me, it never seemed like my drug of choice, though I did find others.

                        Being addicted to anything will make you realize just how fragile “giving a shit” really is.

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                        What the fuck? Gross. I have never needed a smoke that bad.

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                        • lefrog@discuss.tchncs.deL [email protected]

                          So no banana then, huh?

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                          I thought you guys were talking about processed foods. Like potatoes > bread, that kind of thing.

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                          • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Why smoke when you can be addicted to the superiority complex that apparently comes with not smoking?

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                            Yeah that shit annoys the fuck out of me. Society really needs to change the way we treat people who smoke.

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                            • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                              Yeah that shit annoys the fuck out of me. Society really needs to change the way we treat people who smoke.

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                              They did... and it caused most people to stop smoking. Building that social stigma was like one of the best health marketing campaigns in history.

                              I say this as someone who used to and still does smoke time to time.

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                                Bloody hell did that really happen?

                                You dated someone who picked up half smoked ciggies and smoked them? Was she homeless?

                                That’s so gross, only ever seen the truly fucker and desperate do that.

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                                  They did... and it caused most people to stop smoking. Building that social stigma was like one of the best health marketing campaigns in history.

                                  I say this as someone who used to and still does smoke time to time.

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                                  Gives you more lung space to inhale your own farts!

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                                    Yeah that shit annoys the fuck out of me. Society really needs to change the way we treat people who smoke.

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                                    I completely agree, ads like this that say " it's bad for you", "you'll hurt the ones you love", "your family will miss you", it's all just anti-suicide pepole thinking they're soo much better than everyone else

                                    blowing ones brains out shouldn't be portrayed as a bad thing, we need change and show we respect and accept suicide!

                                    Also as a child of a heavy smoker, fuuuuuuck people who smoke around others, i don't care if you want to harm yourself, but stay the fuck away from other people while you do it

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                                    • crazi_man@lemm.eeC [email protected]

                                      So if he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense.

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                                      You're being ridiculous. Of course the gun is to offset his momentum. Couple shots should do it. \s

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                                        I completely agree, ads like this that say " it's bad for you", "you'll hurt the ones you love", "your family will miss you", it's all just anti-suicide pepole thinking they're soo much better than everyone else

                                        blowing ones brains out shouldn't be portrayed as a bad thing, we need change and show we respect and accept suicide!

                                        Also as a child of a heavy smoker, fuuuuuuck people who smoke around others, i don't care if you want to harm yourself, but stay the fuck away from other people while you do it

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                                        Dude you’re projecting your daddy issues onto other people and being incredibly up front about it.

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                                          Honestly, smoke all you want as long as you don't drink

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