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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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    It's true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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      Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was "crack". Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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        It's true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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        Hopefully afterwards.

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          "Check" as in a large settlement payout. It's a personal injury attorney ad.

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            I actually didn't realise until now that American English uses "check" instead of "cheque".

            Who says lemmyshitpost can't be educational 😆

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              I actually didn't realise until now that American English uses "check" instead of "cheque".

              Who says lemmyshitpost can't be educational 😆

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              I just use "card" instead, but then I’m not American.

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                  Chick cock

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                    There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan "Courtesy Counts" on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and "Counts" a sensible chuckle could be had.

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                      Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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                      Just work the cherry with a lighter until it's evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                      Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else...

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                        I've had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain't wrong

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                          Just work the cherry with a lighter until it's evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                          Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else...

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                          Carpentry?

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                            I've had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain't wrong

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                            But not cocks

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                              Obviously "clock".
                              It's a play on "time heals all wounds"

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                                Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was "crack". Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                                The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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                                  Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                                    Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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                                      Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                                      Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                                        I actually didn't realise until now that American English uses "check" instead of "cheque".

                                        Who says lemmyshitpost can't be educational 😆

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                                        I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                                          But not cocks

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                                          The only big cocks I've dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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