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      won't be updating to Java 21

      happy sad dev noises

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        I don't do Java. What is being implied here?

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          There's a Java version higher than 8?

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            There's a Java version higher than 8?

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            People are using a Java higher than 7? surprised corporate face

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              I don't do Java. What is being implied here?

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              The company is using old proprietary software that breaks unless a specific java version is used. And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive.

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                People are using a Java higher than 7? surprised corporate face

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                Y'all get Java 7?

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                  if your bosses pants look like that don't take his swingline

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                    if your bosses pants look like that don't take his swingline

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                    bmy thapler

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                      The company is using old proprietary software that breaks unless a specific java version is used. And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive.

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                      Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

                      And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

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                        Is my boss going to the junior high dance in 1992?

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                          Java? You'll be doing Cobol.

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                            Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

                            And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

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                            yes, but that doesn't help if the software refuses to run on modern java

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                              Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

                              And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

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                              Some crappy software actively checks for a specific version, and you can't work around that.

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                                Some crappy software actively checks for a specific version, and you can't work around that.

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                                Can you edit the byte code with a hex editor to change that check?

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                                  Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

                                  And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

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                                  You assumed the switch needs to happen on the JDK. It's actually that we bought this software that depends on the old version with a perpetual license 18 years ago before every decided SaaS was god so we've got another 3 years left before ROI breaks even

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                                    Please, Hammer... don't hurt em.

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                                      What is it about Java where companies are hesitate to upgrade? Do the Java releases always bring breaking changes or are the companies that use Java have a culture of not prioritising tech upgrades?

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                                        What is it about Java where companies are hesitate to upgrade? Do the Java releases always bring breaking changes or are the companies that use Java have a culture of not prioritising tech upgrades?

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                                        Java 8 to 21 + spring boot 2 to 3 brought the need to change a lot of dependencies, but often they were drop-in replacements. That was mostly Jakarta stuff. On the Spring side, a lot of things we used were deprecated, but that was not related to the Java version.

                                        Did not take a huge amount of time to upgrade anyway. But maybe our systems weren't the most complex in the first place, a lot of our applications were pretty small.

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                                          The company is using old proprietary software that breaks unless a specific java version is used. And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive.

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                                          And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

                                          Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

                                          https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf

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