'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio
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Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I'd be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.
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r/nottheonion
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Honestly, it looks like the mall ninja tried the skin bronzer and then tried to get rid of it after. The thing is he’s going to have to wait for the dyed skin cells to shed off to replace themselves, as they do. The face itself sheds at different rates in different areas.
This is a disturbing thought, that he is so keen on cozying up Trump he tried the look. Has he changed his hair too? I don’t keep track.
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Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?
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So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags
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For some reason "dildo" is way funnier than "you dildo". Thanks for the laugh
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They're all orange down here, Georgie..
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he got the same clown makeup as his daddy
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One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren't saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
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Sounds like lady shit
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- says a lizard person
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Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.
This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.
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I'm a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.
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Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.
