'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio

[zephorah@lemm.ee]

Honestly, it looks like the mall ninja tried the skin bronzer and then tried to get rid of it after. The thing is he’s going to have to wait for the dyed skin cells to shed off to replace themselves, as they do. The face itself sheds at different rates in different areas.

This is a disturbing thought, that he is so keen on cozying up Trump he tried the look. Has he changed his hair too? I don’t keep track.

[mouselemming@sh.itjust.works]

There's enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who's spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.

[webghost0101@sopuli.xyz]

Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?

[osrsneedsf2p@lemmy.ml]

So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags

[captainpedantic@lemmy.world]

For some reason "dildo" is way funnier than "you dildo". Thanks for the laugh

[stalinwolf@lemmy.ca]

They're all orange down here, Georgie..

[eran_morad@lemmy.world]

he got the same clown makeup as his daddy

[circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org]

One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren't saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.

[anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Sounds like lady shit

[prof_wafflez@lemmy.world]

• says a lizard person

[transplantedsconie@lemm.ee]

Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.

This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.

[jasondj@lemmy.zip]

I'm a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.

[monkdervierte@lemmy.ml]

Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.

[acosmichippo@lemmy.world]

the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he's a billionaire.

[dr_fetus_jackson@lemmy.world]

It's the finality of it, I think.

Glad to being a smile!

[i3lackshirts94@lemmy.world]

“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”

We’ll have you thought about not being a piece of shit

[acosmichippo@lemmy.world]

he could at least find a better haircut than pube fro.

[acosmichippo@lemmy.world]

well that is what he's saying. what he should try is thinking about why the things he says are so "value-destroying".

[albbi@lemmy.ca]

If I had as much money as Zuck, I'd have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.

[meaanbeaan@lemmy.world]

Like, isn't that an admission that your business has no value?