'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio

[misk@sopuli.xyz]

Mirror: https://archive.is/2025.01.30-220414/https://www.404media.co/zuckerberg-says-everything-i-say-leaks-in-leaked-meeting-audio/

[vk6flab@lemmy.radio]

That's what it feels like when you steal other people's personal information ..

[breadsmasher@lemmy.world]

zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.

a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.

If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 300.

[zapzap@lemmings.world]

Is that dude turning orange?

[dr_fetus_jackson@lemmy.world]

Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.

[just_another_person@lemmy.world]

His hyu-man skin is melting.

[mrscottytay@sh.itjust.works]

300 would be 1% wouldn't it? It'd be like paying a fine of 3

[breadsmasher@lemmy.world]

‍️ yes

[cygnus@lemmy.ca]

"I don't like it when people find out what I really think"

[gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world]

Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I'd be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.

[sunzu2@thebrainbin.org]

a terrorist.

and remember folks... there was a time when boomers thought that the Patriot Act was for scary Muslim extremism...

welcome to 2025 where a middle age cuck is getting put on lists for voicing an opinion online.

[fredselfish@lemmy.world]

No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.

[nurse_robot@lemmy.world]

r/nottheonion

[mp3@lemmy.ca]

One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.

[scarabic@lemmy.world]

Maybe think about not saying shit that you’d be afraid would leak.

[zephorah@lemm.ee]

Honestly, it looks like the mall ninja tried the skin bronzer and then tried to get rid of it after. The thing is he’s going to have to wait for the dyed skin cells to shed off to replace themselves, as they do. The face itself sheds at different rates in different areas.

This is a disturbing thought, that he is so keen on cozying up Trump he tried the look. Has he changed his hair too? I don’t keep track.

[mouselemming@sh.itjust.works]

There's enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who's spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.

[webghost0101@sopuli.xyz]

Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?

[osrsneedsf2p@lemmy.ml]

So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags

[captainpedantic@lemmy.world]

For some reason "dildo" is way funnier than "you dildo". Thanks for the laugh