This toilet roll type I brought is so strong that you need to use maybe three squares at most.

[theminions@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I probably should have mentioned we share a bathroom with two kids (small house). So her main concern is that children would play with it. (7 and 2)

[pronell@lemmy.world]

Oh.

Yes.

Kids would turn it on and a jet of water would hit the ceiling. Look into other models, hehehehe.

[kbobabob@lemmy.world]

So you didn't dry off?

[carbonatedpastasauce@lemmy.world]

Of course I do, but you don’t need the luxury carbon fiber quintuple-ply for that!

[dendie@lemmy.world]

Tempo 5-ply is my favourite after extensive testing

[shepherdpie@midwest.social]

Why not just get one? I did and my wife is hesitant so she doesn't use it but me having and using it doesn't affect her at all. I think it was only $30 or $40 on Amazon.

[gofsckyourself@lemmy.world]

I can't imagine cleaning yourself with just dry sheets of paper. I wish bidets were available at public restrooms.

[theminions@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Yeah if we had our own separate bathroom I’d do it for sure.

[jpreston2005@lemmy.world]

I use a bidet, then two sets of two squares. First one to get most of the water, the second to clean the crevice. Then, I keep a bunch of white cotton 9"x9" towels folded on top of the reservoir, and use one of those to do a final thorough clean + dry. Toss it in a slim laundry bin I keep in the bathroom just for this purpose. Works great. I honestly think I've stumbled upon the best method for washing ones rear.

[asslesschaps@lemmynsfw.com]

One up, one down, one to polish

[shepherdpie@midwest.social]

Time to convince her to build a poopin' shack out in the backyard.

[bradleyuffner@lemmy.world]

Up up up the ziggurat, lickity split!

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

I realize this is very stupid, but I have some very weird psychological stuff going on when it comes to toilets, what goes into them, etc. And something about bidets really disgusts me. I realize there is absolutely nothing rational about that. It should be the exact opposite.